Hottest Gains

I catch you staring… wyd?

you guys are making me so soft 🥵

but like imagine 20 more lbs

First of a few comparison posts of ginormous fatso Cody Steiner. It's so funny to me how he keeps wearing some of his old shirts that used to be baggy on him when he was still a skinny boy, but which are now hugging every single pound he gained since then, and it are obviously quite a lot. What a pity he can't wear the 'cowboy belt' anymore since his waistline has ballooned. This greedy piggy never lost his love for a good mirror selfie, but his love for food and beer is even much bigger, I guess.

Let’s see how much further this appetite can take me 🍟🍔

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His girlfriend calls him a ‘hydrated boy’ in the caption. That’s a generous way of saying she’s watching you turn into a human fermentation tank in real-time. That isn't a beer gut, you absolute waste of space, it’s a storage locker for poor decisions and low-grade hops. You look like a seal that’s been inflated with a bicycle pump. The most pathetic part? She’s not calling you ‘hydrated’ because she’s impressed. She’s not your girlfriend anymore, she’s a zookeeper watching a bloated, pale animal slowly lose its center of gravity. Enjoy the ‘all-inclusive’ experience, mate. The only thing inclusive about your trip is the way your waistline now includes the space previously occupied by your belt.

I guess someone’s been secretly snacking in between beach volleyball trainings. You’re looking a bit out of place in between all your fit and lean teammates, chubbs! You said you were ready to play, but your breathing said otherwise. It must be a lot more difficult to get your chubby body up to jump to the ball with all that extra pudge trying to pull you down.

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Belly Pride ❤️

six months and 55lbs can really turn a boy into a man, huh