Crying A River

I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all

With my gay friends

WITH MY GAY FRIENDS!🗣️

​too much of 'being good' at something is tied to and measured by capitalism or serves capitalism directly. suck at things as rebellion.

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

nothing fills you with greater false confidence than managing to wake up early once

"this sleep schedule shit is easy" (← about to learn a lesson straight out of a fucked up traditional fairytale punishment)

May the last four months of 2023 be the change you’ve been waiting for

Who even likes men in this economy????

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

TikTok will praise a book to high heavens and the book will give you enough second hand embarrassment to make you want to gouge your eyes out with a screwdriver