Slowly Growing Deaf

clownfish be like "i know a spot" and take you to a fucking deadly sea organism

This post would’ve been a lot better if you didn’t say the f word. Grow up.

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

fun game: if u listen to a weird variety of things reblog this with 3 bands u like that are completely different from each other and probably shouldnt even be in the same library

also half the people on this post………. y’alls picks are in the whole ass same genre wyd

wife letting me hold baby: isnt this the coolest thing ever? me thinking about Breaking Bad Remix (Seasons 3-5) and that part where Jesse Pinkman walks into the superlab and slaps out a very elaborate beat on one of the storage drums superimposed over the sound of Badger riverdancing after trying walter white’s blue meth: yeah its somewhere up there

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

….as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring

the hills are alive with all the fucks i give on select topics

Don’t appreciate being called out all the time😣🙃

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

well fuck. who knew

good

excellent news