Close Your Eyes Sammy

If you're ever sad just remember that the earth is over 4.5 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Misha Collins

bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING. I BELIEVE IN MALL SANTA.

Well he’s got a point there. 

“Why are making those blue, dude?” “‘Cause blue is fucking tight.” “Oh.”

im tired of things costing money

The only religion that doesn’t seems crazy or made up is the one you were raised with.

If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim. 

me: [is always emotional about bucky barnes]

imagine your otp