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"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."
three. liters.
i support women's wrongs
"A marriage ending isn't a failure at all. I spent eleven years with her. We were so in love that we couldn't image life apart from each other. We got our own place, adopted a dog, and supported each other through school. I thought if tow people loved each other enough the rest would fall into place, except... love isn't everything.
And I didn't want to believe that, but we were sitting in counseling one day, talking about our future and I realized we were describing two completely different lives. Where we'd live, what kind of life we wanted, what made us happy. And it hit me that- I love this woman and this woman loved me. And after eleven years of loss, grief, career changes, we were so deeply in love... but we weren't aligned. And I kept thinking 'We just need to try harder. We can find some compromise to make this work,' because that's what you're supposed to do when you love someone, right?
But the reality was, we had just become different people. Her trade school took her in one direction, my graduate degree in another and trying to force us back into who we were five years ago wasn't coming from a place of love. It was coming from a place of fear. Fear that, if this ended, it meant we wasted eleven years. But sitting there across from her, I realized: That's not how love works.
Those eleven years happened. They were real. The dog, our home, showing up for each other through grad school and trade school. I wouldn't change a single thing because loving someone doesn't mean you're meant to stay with them forever. And letting go doesn't erase what you had. We measure marriage by whether it lasts forever or not, but what if we measured it by whether it mattered?
What if we measured it by the love we gave, the life we built, and the people we became? Because love's job isn't to last forever, it's to help you become fully completely yourself, and sometimes the most loving thing you can do is give each other permission to be yourselves, separately. But the dog doesn't know were' divorced. He just gets two Christmases now."
Pulled this from this guy Preston Rakovsky's Instagram (@prestonrack) because it is a beautiful perspective on love, marriage, and relationships in general.
that theory that the Arkenstone is a Silmarilβ¦itβs doubly implausible, but imagine if nobody knew. If the dwarves were guarded enough of their greatest treasure thatβ¦you wouldnβt even need to hide it from that many people, honestly. Mostly a few elves, and all wizards.
and then Bilbo sidles up to Gandalf like,Β βThorin and all are holed up in the Mountain, but I think theyβre being nuts, so Iβ¦kind of stole the Arkenstone, I think.β And (itβs been thousands of years since the light of the trees was doused save for the precious brilliance locked away in Feanorβs gems,Β since oaths and blood and war that raged until the skies cracked and the earth shattered, and the little people of the Shire have no memory of it at all) he pulls out a fucking Silmaril.
Gandalf: *spittake*
Gandalf: *hurriedly glances at Thranduil. the king of Mirkwoodβs eyes shine with curiosity and greed, but not recognition, nor the terrible lust that overtook Feanor and his sons. right, right, he was never in Thingolβs court while the jewel that Luthien and Beren took was there. weβre good. weβre good for now*
Gandalf: Thatβs, uh, nice, Bilbo. Put it away, would you?
Gandalf, telepathically(?): EMERGENCY RINGBEARERS ONLY CONFAB NOW
Gandalf: [mental image of a goddam Silmaril in hobbit hands, labelledΒ βthisfuckingrockagain.jpgβ]
Galadriel, who watched 95% of her family slaughter everyone within 100 miles for several thousand years over these things, including each other and themselves:Β no.
Elrond, who was very nearly one of those people slaughtered, and did watch most of his town be killed before he and his twin were kidnapped for a while:Β Absolutely Fucking Not.
Gandalf:Β Apparently fucking yes. The legendary Arkenstone-
Galadriel:Β Youβve got to be kidding me.
Elrond: Thorin OakenshieldΒ has a SilmarilΒ right now?
Gandalf:Β No, no.
Gandalf: Bilbo stole it.
Elrond: *wordless sputtering*
Gandalf: @Galadriel [information packet: BilboBagginsoftheShire.pdf]
Galadriel:Β Oh yes, Belladonnaβs boy, you were telling me about him last winter.Β
Galadriel:Β Btw, orc+warg army probably coming your way. Spotted it in the mirror last night. Thank goodness we dealt with Dol Goldur at least, huh?
Elrond: No fucking shit.
Gandalf @Gwaihir Windlord: hey, sorry to bother you again, I know itβs nearly mating season. but we have a situation again
Gandalf:Β [thisfuckingrockagain.jpg]
Gandalf:Β [oncomingorcwargarmy.jpg]
Gandalf: [flashbacktobadasseaglesinwarofwrathhinthint.mov]
I mean, given that Tolkien retconned βThe Hobbitβ so Bilboβs little invisibility ring became an ancient piece of jewelry that controls minds and drives the mighty mad, one can at least understandΒ why it seems plausible that the other shiny white gem that destroys empires and makes the mighty go mad with greedΒ could be linked from his kidβs book to his gigantic early mythology in retrospect??
You know this actually explains a lot about why Gandalf didnβt immediately raise the alarm about Bilboβs ring out of an abundance of caution. I mean, what are the odds, what are the fucking odds, that this one little hobbit stole both a Silmaril andΒ the Ring of Power? Like, you are Gandalf the Grey and you have already dealt with the heart attack to end all heart attacks because this little innocent fool stole a world war inspiring artifact once. You still get flashbacks every time Bilbo offers to show you something and have to employ all of your angelβs serenity and thousands of years of learned composure not start giBbERinGΒ β pleaseletitnotbeanotherartifactpleaseletitnotbeanotherartifactβ. And then. AND THEN! One day heβs like,Β βhey Gandalf let me show you this neat ring I found back on our journeyβ. And on the inside a tiny part of you is screamingΒ βnottheoneringnottheoneringnottheoneringβ while a more rational part of your brain assures you it could not possiblyΒ be the one- βItβs this plain gold ring thatβs very precious to me and turns me invisible!β
AND THEN YOU FUCK OFF AND SEARCH THROUGH EVERY POSSIBLE TOME YOU CAN TO PROVE IT CANβT REALLY BE THE RING OF POWER, SAURONβS RING OF POWER, THAT RING, THE ONE RING, LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TOME, BEFORE FINALLY FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THIS SHIT IS REALLY HAPPENING AGAIN
@shewhodoesnotexist what says you? :P
Iβve never been a proponent of this theory, but I gotta admit the idea of Bilbo finding two world war inspiring artifacts is alluring ;D
Next youβll be telling me Sting is Gurthang
Sting may or may not be Angrist, the knife that Beren used to get the Silmarill off of Morgothβs crown
βAverage Hobbit finds at least one world war inspiring artifact when on a journeyβ statistic inaccurate. The Spiders Took Family, who find a world war inspiring artifact every five feet they step outside the Shire, were outliers and should not have been counted.
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Sobbing at this mental image
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WTF are those obelisks on the right?β¦
Tasty obelisk fries..
βItβs digestibleβ has got to be the laziest goal Iβve ever seen achieved by a food product.
βItβs digestibleβ
βItβs digestibleβ is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who havenβt researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:
The first-edition ofΒ The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, βVegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestibleβ[4]Β Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that βIts digestibleβ and βCrisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.βΒ Similarly, in the 1978 sex manualΒ The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the bookβs index.Β Discussions of the shorteningβs use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: βThe lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.β[5]Β In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.Β Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.Β Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20thΒ century.
from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html
The more you know! :D
I have learned a new thing today.
Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated
I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.
but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!
Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.
Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the βitβs digestibleβ in the gay stuff was a reference to criscoβs tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because itβs main competition came from βenhancedβ lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food
And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes
This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.
Itβs a net profit of information. 12/10 post
just so weβre clear if youβve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly donβt know how itβs possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person iβve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know youβre thinking to yourself βtah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?β I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like βoh my GOD.β just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. iβve never experienced anything like it. theyβre just so bad
same energy:
gotta love the irony of the u.s. americans in the notes defending not putting their country name on international mail because their state is in the address, on a post about how u.s. americans themselves don't even know what country all their states are in.
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.
Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)
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feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live
"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.
hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained π
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)
every day I have to look into my cat's sweet soft trusting eyes and then leave for 8 hours to go to work and it's not fair it's not fair the world is unforgiving and I am an extension of its cruelty
Different Stories Resonate with Different People
I will always reblog this.
I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.
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I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars
I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us
awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard
one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more
