Cannons Locked and Loaded

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

Y’all talk to strippers a lot different than I learned to talk to strippers, huh. You say yes ma’am thank you ma’am please may I give you some money, pop a boner with your friends, tip double on the way out, and go about your day. Hell is wrong with you people. Be respectful.

MOVE IDIOT

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

Happy 10th anniversary to Fortify

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

before we start posting that july is gay wrath month let’s consider that july is disability pride month first and foremost. the “be gay do crimes” memes can wait

@gallusrostromegalus Dunno if you've seen this already!

Why are Russia and China so big? Don't worry about it, that just happened during the big bang. They just spawned like that dude. Colonization only happens with America or something. Don't worry about it.

It's not genocide unless it's done by "The West". Otherwise, it's just sparkling mass murder.

Why is almost the entire Middle East and Egypt Arab? Don't worry about it. Why is the Belarusian language dying out in favour for Russian? Don't worry about it.

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."