Half-Blind Half-Asian

THIS IS LITERALLY YOUR ENTIRE JOB, KID. GET ON THAT

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP

who the heck is eating dice, cards, and pool

WHAT is the first one supposed to be? It looks like 'piecing between meals' to me, but that can't be what it says, right?

It does in fact say “piecing between meals” and it refers to snacking

I'm more struck by the fact that the progression set forth here implies that laudanum and cocaine are less concerning that spicing your food.

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon