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“Why’d we end up here? Who’re these people?”
“I think…” Aziraphale said slowly. “They’re us.”
“What?”
“They’re us,” Aziraphale repeated. He was standing by the bookshelf, holding a thick stack of unbound paper in his hands and flipping through it with a stunned look on his face.
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Crowley and Aziraphale from the book stumble into the world of the TV show.
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headcanon that a ferengi tradition is putting your new baby up for sale at a ridiculous price to show how valuable they are to you (everyone has to be polite and not actually buy them or hands will be thrown, people will be sued, etc etc)
I love the idea of Ferengi traditions that are both ha-ha capitalism but also create a functioning culture that’s more than a metaphor.
So, this is related to a headcanon I have. There's a kind of ritual sale of childhood goods as part of the Ferengi coming-of-age, which was featured in an episode of DS9. The ostensible purpose is to raise capital for the young Ferengi male. But, like, if the Ferengi were approaching this in their usual capitalistic mindset, you wouldn't really get much from what's basically a glorified garage sale
My headcanon is that it is the accepted practice to buy those goods at much higher prices than you would normally pay, serving as a culturally acceptable way of effectively giving financial support
Oh I love these, especially because of the spoken and unspoken meta-traditions around the tradition! Maybe they work similarly to the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing in human marriage ceremonies. Everyone at a human wedding understands you’re not actually supposed to say anything at that point, it’s just a formality—but you see characters do it all the time in literature and entertainment, because it makes for such a juicy plot twist.
I bet “newborn gets purchased by evil jealous ex-business partner” is a classic plot hook in Ferengi soap operas. It’s their version of getting sold to One Direction.
a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends
sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this
sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there
This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.
The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!
Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:
What do you think? 🥰
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My latest books cartoon for The Guardian
I do so deeply appreciate fandom. I'm looking at my comments on Ao3 and there's one that's this really professionally written paragraph about appreciating the themes and character analysis of the work and asking if I want to talk more about the story on discord,
And there's one that's "I want to carve this into my bones."
One of these is spam. And it's not the one any normal person would guess.
Watching movies with small children is an EXPERIENCE, like tiny human, you have NO sense of story progression
Which is to say we put on the first How to Train Your Dragon
And at the dramatic "first flight" scene, two-year-old shouted "HIM FALL" and started SOBBING. She straight up thought that movie had murdered Hiccup and Toothless halfway through. Had to get double parental hugs and a constant stream of reassurances until they figured that whole flying thing out
All movies could be horror movies if your brain hasn't equipped Plot Armor to the protagonists
Anyway five-year-old is pleased to report that he "liked the part where the big dragon exploded"
#Welcome to the action adventure genre my children#Five year old was VIBRATING through the climax like straight up legs kicking fists clenched#Had to be held by Spouse until we figured out he wasn't afraid#He was experiencing baby's first blood lust#Kid wanted that dragon DEAD and it HAPPENED and he was VIOLENTLY SATISFIED
Not by any means an original thought but Kirk abandoning every person he's ever faintly loved or had feelings for for his career and his mission then repeatedly being like "it doesn't matter just fire me strip me of my command if I lose Spock I'll lose literally everything including my soul don't even worry about it" is immensely important to me
you will not feel stuck forever. you’re actually slowly but steadily moving forward in ways you don’t always notice.
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This but make it domestic Spirk:
Maaan, this Ernest Chiriacka illustration has been in my K/S inspiration folder for over a year now!! Thank you for making this post—this was the push I needed to finally make it happen xD
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First image is artwork titled Sharing the Mirror by Ernest Chiriacka (captioned with text that reads Salon des Arts). The work depicts a man and a woman reflected in a vintage mirror, and is painted in a mid-20th century style. The man is in an old-fashioned white tank top and is shaving with a razor (his lower face is covered in foam). The woman is glamorously dressed (she has on matching earrings, wrist jewelry and evening wear), is fully made-up (with ruby lips and mascara-laden lashes) and is tidily coiffed (her blond hair falls neatly down to her shoulders and her fringe lays obediently brushed to one side). The man looks disheveled by comparison. The woman is drawing on her eyebrows with a make-up pencil. The man side-eyes her with a touch of irritation (probably because she's squeezing him to one side), while she remains fully focused on her task at hand.
Second image is artwork that shows Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock from the original Star Trek series, in almost exactly the same pose, reflected in a similar mirror. The style is more photo-realistic, and the painting is signed "eldaz of zemlya". Kirk is dressed in a black t-shirt, shaving with a razor (his lower face is covered in foam). Spock is in full Starfleet uniform, and looks as perfectly made-up as he did in the series, with a neat bowl cut fringe, shaded eyelids and dramatic Vulcan brows swooping upwards at the sides. Despite his fully made-up look, Spock is also wielding an eyebrow pencil and appears to be touching up his eyes. Each is side-eyeing the other – Kirk with a touch of irritation, Spock impassive.
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characters whose sexuality is "i'm under way too much stress to figure that shit out rn"
character whose gender is "im probably nonbinary but im on a quest so idrc about that rn"
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
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It's finally time for the Beltane Ball. Can Elizabeth make it home?
Episode 9 releases on Monday. Guest starring Beth Eyre and Amy-May Trudgeon alongside some familiar voices.
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Just a little post I simply Had to throw together for episode 4 of GoblinsPod. Every mention of the Cerne Abbots Giant Gentleman's agreement.
“Piss off back under water you blue faced freak and take your steampunk fish with you!”
Elisar’s first ever display of king behavior
