her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

You smoked dog weed

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien