Worm

FABRICCCCCC?!??!?!?

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

every context-less handicraft video on the internet has a point at which the thing being made actually comes together and takes watching it from good to great - the point at which the thing ceases to be a collection of parts or a misshapen lump and evolves into the experience of watching something beautiful being transformed into art before your eyes. and in glass blowing videos that just never happens.

chimpanzees are the closest thing to demons in this world i am very harsh on chimpanzees considering my huge love for other apes but they are so fucking mean and they are capable of knowing better

if i got mauled by an orangutan i would feel absolutely no pain as my body was gently opened along inbuilt seams to release my soul like carbon dioxide from a coke can

someone could write the most obvious transfem coded character in existance and some dumbfuck would be like "obviously this character that is severely uncomfortable with maleness and being seen as male is transmasc!!! "

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

notice how everyones 30 now

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?