cactus

an omnipotent creator being almost certainly doesn't exist but if it does, it's a supervillain

gods shouldn't exist but we keep creating them to use as weapons. and no one knows how to defuse one

gods don't exist which is a relief bc otherwise we'd be forced to hunt them down for execution

creator god exists and we owe it nothing (DEEPLY unqualified)

god/s abandoned us and it hurt at the time but in hindsight we escaped a highly toxic relationship

>birth control

The "Revolution, Baby!" 2026 collection.

Hi all,

Merch is here!!

Let’s get right into it.

Merch photos. Tell me I look hot. Don't tell Avis they look hot, they already know. Have you seen them with that sword?? They're too powerful already.

I promised a secret enamel pin.

We wanted to create a custom revolution-themed DashCon 2 pin as a token of the 2026 convention, but we wanted it to be a surprise for the in-person audience. However, we’re an accessible convention first and foremost, so having IRL-exclusive merch items didn’t sit right with us. So we’ve settled on this:

The enamel pin’s design is a secret until the convention! IRL folks get to see what it looks like first. The at-home audience will have two weeks post-con to buy it if the want, after seeing the design. However if you’re feeling spicy, you can pre-oder it without seeing it—as a reward for committing that hard, you can have it at a discount.

The shop will open sometime later this month!