bachelor of puppets

'We need more toxic yuri' You guys couldn't even handle Steven Universe

i should be allowed to kill people based on how they talk about lesbians

we need less normal porn on this site. more pictures of industrial machinery

“the post received five notes in two years” are you mad at me? :(

I love it when media fucks up the wording of the Rasputin disclaimer and ends up with shit like "any resemblance to people or locations living or dead is coincidental". I'd love to know what committing libel against a dead location would entail.

Fuck the Fiesta Mall in Mesa, AZ. I heard it ate someone once.

this sea sucks shit. it doesnt even have any scrolls im sure

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

I don't fucking want it then?

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people