bachelor of puppets

the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

Is there a reason they are all about water or apples

complete accident.

Are you sure you aren’t a horse

trots away from you....

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

you got camouflaged dude. If you were frog prey...... hoooo boy

For these who don’t know: The restaurant she worked at closed down but she left before that and opened her own bakery, that’s apparently very successful!

She has a youtube channel where she shares recipes and cooking advice!

Is this a bit silly? Yes. But consider: living in the same universe as RoboMonk

Personally I don’t see what a robot could get out of being a monk seeing as it already doesn’t want things