bachelor of puppets

'We need more toxic yuri' You guys couldn't even handle Steven Universe

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

if i ever discovered time travel i'd be so useless bc i'd just travel back to mcr concerts. just in there crying with my big time travel watch at the barricade while gerard thinks she's plagued by visions of me for 20+ years and i'm death coming to take her

I have a suggestion

I also have a suggestion

I think I'm in love with you

mutuals. you can always dm. if we're mutuals it's for a reason i LIKE YOU!!!! i think you're cool

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

I wish insomnia at least gave you more usable hours in the day instead of just more hours where you are stupid

somehow the formatting for part of this got fucked up when i posted it on mobile at like 2am last night. oh well. it is fixed now. i am maybe a little nervous about bearing my heart and soul to the people of archive of our own for the first time in literal years can you tell