bachelor of puppets

'We need more toxic yuri' You guys couldn't even handle Steven Universe

it is always narratively correct to make your characters sleep together before they sort through the hundreds of lies and misdirections between them. make things worse make things worse make things worse #i love betrayal #i love lying #i love people feeling bad about themselves

hey don't cry. think about Blorbo struggling to get up, coughing up blood <3

sometimes it's like nobody even wants to cut a hole in me and fuck me through it

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes