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Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

I don't do "art studies," i draw "wrong" until I get an epiphany from god

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

You listen to cake to experience the feeling of “oh! There’s something wrong with you ❤️”

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

Yeah I can work with that.

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable