I’m Like A Devil Guy

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

I love how it’s quite literally never established that killer track takes place anywhere near the Fourth of July but the whole entire fandom has just decided to claim the Fourth of July as Holloweane day because fireworks

obsession is the 1st movie ive seen in a while where I spent a good chunk of it Begging the mc to kill himself

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

Thinking about orbweaver Lex and Hannah today. Give me a Hannah Foster in her 20s who’s going through the adult struggles that Lex faced. Give me a Hannah Foster who may or may not have graduated from high school and works a dead end job just like her sister’s back in Hatchetfield. Give me a Lex Foster in her late 20s who looks at Hannah and can only see the ways she’s failed. All she ever wanted to do was give Hannah a better life, but they’ve gotten out and now they’re both still miserable. Give me a Lex Foster who cannot see her little sister as an adult even though she very much is. Give me a Lex Foster who still feels she needs to coddle and protect Hannah from the world, even though she’s already seen it. Give me a Lex Foster who was forced to grow up and is now trying to stop her sister from doing so.