I’m Like A Devil Guy

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

most unrealistic part of black friday is that they got the president to do all that

"What if my friends secretly hate me?" What if they pray for you before bed? What if they hear a song come on and it makes them immediately think of you? What if when times are hard for them, they close their eyes and think of the memories they've shared with you? What if they study your face closely to see how you're feeling? What if they listen to your stories? What if they smile when you text them first? What if

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.

On the one hand Frank loves milfs, on the other hand as a retail worker I think he’d hate Linda to his very core. Much to consider. Maybe they’d hate fuck.

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For the record I do actually really like Joey’s Pete. I’m just absolutely feral and insane about Nick’s Pete.