god's most normalest soldier

this is good but why did robin hobb write this

any conversation about super powers on this site needs to remove shapeshifting from the equation. like everybody is choosing shapeshifter. we know this. our data backs it up. everybody wants to shapeshift

no mom i’m not high my eyes are red because i’m evil

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

im a simple man in my ideal world working full time should pay enough that you can quit and take several months off to do non work things if you wanna. save up and write a novel or go travelling with no consequence. and doing this doesn't fuck up your resume because it would be normal and healthy.

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

and what if the character wasn't directly rejected but at every turn they were made to experience situations that made them feel completely irrefutably unwanted. what then

sometimes a woman hurts every man who enters her life because she's awesome

it is awesome how often in royal assassin fitz is like oh my god the fool is so Delicate and Fragile and Vulnerable like a beautiful brand new baby bird. this is such a great way to sublimate your emergent gay thoughts very elegant you’re doing great fitz do not worry about this. it’s very normal to think about someone’s delicate ethereal bone structure this often do not worry about this. you’ve got other stuff going on you can circle back to these thoughts in two or twenty years. your growing mental catalog of the different ways he smiles at you depending on setting and mood is looking really good don’t read too much into it fitz. you have the mind of a scholar.