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if you listen to noah kahan at 1am you will be possessed by a spirit that makes you edit his songs to at least one of the bad kids

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xenosaurus

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

xenosaurus

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

thestarpilot

#adaine and kristen w k2 in the trunk

what-even-is-thiss

You know people who are against birthright citizenship are always like “oh people take vacations here to give their kids citizenship”

Okay. Who gives a fuck?

what-even-is-thiss

Oh no that kid might move here when they’re older, offsetting our low birth rate and paying taxes, oh no.

what-even-is-thiss

Immigrants almost always make a place more interesting so I just shrimply do not give a fuck

radiofreederry

Lol

cavegirlpoems

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

catgirlconspiracy

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birdandmoon

Heat waves.

lukeishope

No because like they let them pack a karaoke machine on the Hail Mary. Do you understand me. Stratt saw the Hail Mary crew having fun and singing karaoke and then she made sure there was a karaoke feature on the frickin Hail Mary for them. So they could have fun together. On their suicide mission. SHE GAVE THEM A KARAOKE MACHINE Y’ALL DO YOU UNDERSTAND, QUESTION???

byjove

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

#spanish idioms range from odd to downright obscene

gender is fucked because the only times i want to look remotely femme i want it to be clear im not a Woman, you know? like i want to wear a skirt but i want to be a Guy In A Skirt.

but then when i want to wear a suit i want to do it the way a woman wears a suit but it's definitely a men's suit and im a woman.

#fuck this shit #gender #nonbinary #idk how to tag this #it'll find the people it needs to

what-even-is-thiss

Sorry to talk about Harry Potter again but when it comes to the slave race that Rowling put in her books, she said she based the house elves off of brownies. You know, those creatures in British folklore that clean your house for you because they like doing it and are offended if you try to pay them?

Why not just put brownies in your story then? Almost identical effect without all the slavery.

If you wanna make the Malfoys look worse just idk maybe they put a spell on Dobby to bind him to their house and he can’t leave unless the malfoys break the rules and they’re bad to him but don’t technically try to break the rules until Harry tricks them into paying dobby with some clothes.

There. Problem solved. You can have hundreds of brownies living at hogwarts even. And when Hermione misinterprets their situation and tries to thank them and start paying them the brownies start getting offended and leaving and this causes an actual problem for the school. Much easier to make a subplot about not listening to the people that you’re trying to help.

Just another way you realize as an adult that these books weren’t really thought through very well.

werothegreat

i mean. that doesn't solve anything. you're just calling them brownies instead of house elves now. and i'm pretty sure terf lady called them "house elves" because she thought kids would think "brownies" meant a baked good.

what-even-is-thiss

My point is that if they actually functioned like brownies do in folklore they would then have some degree of control over their own circumstances

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bookwyrminspiration

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

#me when all my characters turn out deeply depressed

dimension20memes

I imagine she's saying this to Fabian for some reason.

Textpost credit @dreamresponsibly

cutecipher

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot

bourtange

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

txttletale

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

wereokarentwemoony

“Show Annabeth needed to be blonde because it’s important to her character that people constantly underestimate her because she’s blonde”

And black girls DONT get underestimated for the same reasons?

“Blonde Annabeth just meant so much to me because people always thought I was a dumb blonde”

You have representation for that already. You have Elle Woods and Captain Marvel and Barbie and Cress Darnel and Sophie Foster, give someone else a turn. You don’t think there’s black girls out there who get to feel better about themselves because they finally see themselves represented on screen in a main character? Leah Jeffries is facing enough hate and doubting herself for this role, let her play the part because she’s doing a wonderful job. Rick Riordan picked her for a reason.

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