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Gorgug "music snob" Thistlespring who can't stand his boyfriend's love of top 40 pop music vs Ragh "home chef" Barkrock who has to watch Gorgug dip all his food in ketchup

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byjove

Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”

Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.

vrag-veshtica

it also makes me doubt how happy they actually are with having the kids why do you feel the need to broadcast you've changed your mind and are happy now just be happy no need to be a missionary for making more babies those are not yours chill

loveridden1999

parkayquarts

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

dullgecko

This is how Sklonda and Pok meet. Before she was a cop she was an undercover restaurant reviewer for the Minotaurean Star corporation.

She's sitting at a table in a restaurant in Bastion City and a very harried looking goblin in a very dapper suit busts in, spots her, and hurridly comes over to whisper that their cover has been blown and they have to get out NOW.

Of course this is Spyre and a totally legitimate reaction to getting your cover blown as a restaurant critic is to pull a gun and get the FUCK out of there just as a bunch of goons bust in and a shootout starts.

There are two other goblins in the room having exactly the same conversation, just with the roles reversed, as another member of the Minotaurean Star accidentally comes up to the undercover lady goblin spy and whispers the same phrase before they both also pulled out weapons.

dullgecko

Sklonda is getting handed martinis and appetisers as she's huddled behind a (surprisingly bulletproof) table.

Waiters throwing them in front of bullets for her so they get maximum customer service scores.

Sklonda like 'I don't know what you're looking at me for, I am clearly not someone who could grade you on this' >.>;;;;;

Meanwhile in her head she's crying because FUCK, these guys were GOOD, and if her cover is blown she's not ALLOWED to grade them, and she WANTS to.

Pok beside her living his best suave spy dream as he gets to do the 'knocks back a stiff drink and fires from cover' cliche.

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lorhorse

if you listen to noah kahan at 1am you will be possessed by a spirit that makes you edit his songs to at least one of the bad kids

xenosaurus

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

xenosaurus

@yupekosi your tags have created such a beautiful world

thestarpilot

#adaine and kristen w k2 in the trunk

what-even-is-thiss

You know people who are against birthright citizenship are always like “oh people take vacations here to give their kids citizenship”

Okay. Who gives a fuck?

what-even-is-thiss

Oh no that kid might move here when they’re older, offsetting our low birth rate and paying taxes, oh no.

what-even-is-thiss

Immigrants almost always make a place more interesting so I just shrimply do not give a fuck

radiofreederry

Lol

cavegirlpoems

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

catgirlconspiracy

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birdandmoon

Heat waves.

lukeishope

No because like they let them pack a karaoke machine on the Hail Mary. Do you understand me. Stratt saw the Hail Mary crew having fun and singing karaoke and then she made sure there was a karaoke feature on the frickin Hail Mary for them. So they could have fun together. On their suicide mission. SHE GAVE THEM A KARAOKE MACHINE Y’ALL DO YOU UNDERSTAND, QUESTION???

byjove

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

#spanish idioms range from odd to downright obscene

gender is fucked because the only times i want to look remotely femme i want it to be clear im not a Woman, you know? like i want to wear a skirt but i want to be a Guy In A Skirt.

but then when i want to wear a suit i want to do it the way a woman wears a suit but it's definitely a men's suit and im a woman.

#fuck this shit #gender #nonbinary #idk how to tag this #it'll find the people it needs to

what-even-is-thiss

Sorry to talk about Harry Potter again but when it comes to the slave race that Rowling put in her books, she said she based the house elves off of brownies. You know, those creatures in British folklore that clean your house for you because they like doing it and are offended if you try to pay them?

Why not just put brownies in your story then? Almost identical effect without all the slavery.

If you wanna make the Malfoys look worse just idk maybe they put a spell on Dobby to bind him to their house and he can’t leave unless the malfoys break the rules and they’re bad to him but don’t technically try to break the rules until Harry tricks them into paying dobby with some clothes.

There. Problem solved. You can have hundreds of brownies living at hogwarts even. And when Hermione misinterprets their situation and tries to thank them and start paying them the brownies start getting offended and leaving and this causes an actual problem for the school. Much easier to make a subplot about not listening to the people that you’re trying to help.

Just another way you realize as an adult that these books weren’t really thought through very well.

werothegreat

i mean. that doesn't solve anything. you're just calling them brownies instead of house elves now. and i'm pretty sure terf lady called them "house elves" because she thought kids would think "brownies" meant a baked good.

what-even-is-thiss

My point is that if they actually functioned like brownies do in folklore they would then have some degree of control over their own circumstances

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bookwyrminspiration

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

#me when all my characters turn out deeply depressed

dimension20memes

I imagine she's saying this to Fabian for some reason.

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