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debates i didn't know existed + a very humorous distinction
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targets = antagonists that need to worry about Murderbot :)c

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As someone who was alive when Bob Ross (and William Alexander before him — that’s where the approach is from) was on PBS, I can 100% testify that you can paint along with him.
You may need to learn how to set up your paints and such… but this is what people did, live, while the show aired. That’s what the show was for. I had family members create lovely works of art they enjoyed, which I still have on my walls, because William Alexander and Bob Ross both said:
SCREW METICULOUS CLASSICAL ART PRACTICES — JUST GRAB A PALETTE KNIFE AND BIG OLD BRUSH AND PAINT!
They freed a whole generation of people who were taught to paint detail and realism and exact representation of reality — people who largely gave up this kind of thing because it got tedious.
I watched the joy of family members as they rediscovered art as a messy fun spontaneous half hour activity.
Give it a try.
#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow
i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die
Okay what if, because of some cryptic comments by the system and a series of close calls, Shen Yuan comes to believe that Liu Qingge will eventually be killed off by the narrative to maintain story integrity. Shen Yuan can’t just let that happen after all the effort he put into keeping the man alive! Plus, Liu Mingyan was his favorite wife and he doesn’t want her to just have a sad revenge arc again if he can help it. (It’s not because Liu Qingge is a real person and a close friend, Shen Yuan has never had a feeling or an attachment ever.) So he decides to tell Liu Qingge about a “god of fate that lives in his head and gives him visions”, the closest he can come to the truth while under the influence of a truth mcguffin, and ask Liu Qingge to get in on the mushroom backup plan as well. Liu Qingge hates the idea of not just dying an honorable death normally, but he’s swayed by Mingyan’s future potential angst and by Shen Yuan’s heartfelt plea for a companion to help keep him safe in the coming events.
Then Jin Lan happens. Liu Qingge looses the body. He has no idea if Shen Yuan’s plan will actually work. The bodies aren’t ripe, there isn’t enough time… Liu Qingge fights even more recklessly to recover the original body, coming closer and closer to death than before. Before every fight, he comes to where he knows the mushroom bodies are buried, just to check. Finally, when he pushes himself far past the breaking point, Liu Qingge drags himself back to that clearing to die. Maybe then his body could at least nourish the mushrooms below.
Shen Yuan didn’t expect crawling out of what was essentially a grave to be so… wet. He is even more dismayed to realize it is not the evidence of recent rain that belabors him, but rather blood. Liu Qingge— human flesh and human blood Liu Qingge— is rapidly bleeding out on top of him. It’s a good thing the mushroom bodies come with an abundance of qi so Shen Yuan is able to Kamehameha his shidi back to health again. They’ve got to stop meeting like this…
Cue cute domestic Liushen in the countryside as Shen Yuan nurses Liu Qingge back to health and they prepare to live out the rest of their days as ghosts. Binghe eventually finds them of course, Liu Qingge kind of left a very obvious blood trail, and he gets to be their dog 💚

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Set the sea on fire
that theory that the Arkenstone is a Silmaril…it’s doubly implausible, but imagine if nobody knew. If the dwarves were guarded enough of their greatest treasure that…you wouldn’t even need to hide it from that many people, honestly. Mostly a few elves, and all wizards.
and then Bilbo sidles up to Gandalf like, “Thorin and all are holed up in the Mountain, but I think they’re being nuts, so I…kind of stole the Arkenstone, I think.” And (it’s been thousands of years since the light of the trees was doused save for the precious brilliance locked away in Feanor’s gems, since oaths and blood and war that raged until the skies cracked and the earth shattered, and the little people of the Shire have no memory of it at all) he pulls out a fucking Silmaril.
Gandalf: *spittake*
Gandalf: *hurriedly glances at Thranduil. the king of Mirkwood’s eyes shine with curiosity and greed, but not recognition, nor the terrible lust that overtook Feanor and his sons. right, right, he was never in Thingol’s court while the jewel that Luthien and Beren took was there. we’re good. we’re good for now*
Gandalf: That’s, uh, nice, Bilbo. Put it away, would you?
Gandalf, telepathically(?): EMERGENCY RINGBEARERS ONLY CONFAB NOW
Gandalf: [mental image of a goddam Silmaril in hobbit hands, labelled “thisfuckingrockagain.jpg”]
Galadriel, who watched 95% of her family slaughter everyone within 100 miles for several thousand years over these things, including each other and themselves: no.
Elrond, who was very nearly one of those people slaughtered, and did watch most of his town be killed before he and his twin were kidnapped for a while: Absolutely Fucking Not.
Gandalf: Apparently fucking yes. The legendary Arkenstone-
Galadriel: You’ve got to be kidding me.
Elrond: Thorin Oakenshield has a Silmaril right now?
Gandalf: No, no.
Gandalf: Bilbo stole it.
Elrond: *wordless sputtering*
Gandalf: @Galadriel [information packet: BilboBagginsoftheShire.pdf]
Galadriel: Oh yes, Belladonna’s boy, you were telling me about him last winter.
Galadriel: Btw, orc+warg army probably coming your way. Spotted it in the mirror last night. Thank goodness we dealt with Dol Goldur at least, huh?
Elrond: No fucking shit.
Gandalf @Gwaihir Windlord: hey, sorry to bother you again, I know it’s nearly mating season. but we have a situation again
Gandalf: [thisfuckingrockagain.jpg]
Gandalf: [oncomingorcwargarmy.jpg]
Gandalf: [flashbacktobadasseaglesinwarofwrathhinthint.mov]
I mean, given that Tolkien retconned “The Hobbit” so Bilbo’s little invisibility ring became an ancient piece of jewelry that controls minds and drives the mighty mad, one can at least understand why it seems plausible that the other shiny white gem that destroys empires and makes the mighty go mad with greed could be linked from his kid’s book to his gigantic early mythology in retrospect??
You know this actually explains a lot about why Gandalf didn’t immediately raise the alarm about Bilbo’s ring out of an abundance of caution. I mean, what are the odds, what are the fucking odds, that this one little hobbit stole both a Silmaril and the Ring of Power? Like, you are Gandalf the Grey and you have already dealt with the heart attack to end all heart attacks because this little innocent fool stole a world war inspiring artifact once. You still get flashbacks every time Bilbo offers to show you something and have to employ all of your angel’s serenity and thousands of years of learned composure not start giBbERinG “ pleaseletitnotbeanotherartifactpleaseletitnotbeanotherartifact”. And then. AND THEN! One day he’s like, “hey Gandalf let me show you this neat ring I found back on our journey”. And on the inside a tiny part of you is screaming “nottheoneringnottheoneringnottheonering” while a more rational part of your brain assures you it could not possibly be the one- “It’s this plain gold ring that’s very precious to me and turns me invisible!”
AND THEN YOU FUCK OFF AND SEARCH THROUGH EVERY POSSIBLE TOME YOU CAN TO PROVE IT CAN’T REALLY BE THE RING OF POWER, SAURON’S RING OF POWER, THAT RING, THE ONE RING, LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE TOME, BEFORE FINALLY FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THIS SHIT IS REALLY HAPPENING AGAIN
@shewhodoesnotexist what says you? :P
I’ve never been a proponent of this theory, but I gotta admit the idea of Bilbo finding two world war inspiring artifacts is alluring ;D
Next you’ll be telling me Sting is Gurthang
Sting may or may not be Angrist, the knife that Beren used to get the Silmarill off of Morgoth’s crown
“Average Hobbit finds at least one world war inspiring artifact when on a journey” statistic inaccurate. The Spiders Took Family, who find a world war inspiring artifact every five feet they step outside the Shire, were outliers and should not have been counted.
made the mistake of reading the comments bc i wanted to see the japanese comments and like i still don't understand why "Ulquiorra understood the heart by looking at Ichigo and Orihime" is such a popular take
do you have ANY media literacy skills in that empty skull of yours?
When does Ulquiorra say he's understood the heart?
→ just after asking Orihime if she's scared of him
Why does he say this?
→ bc Orihime reaches out to take his hand
What is he looking at when he says this?
→ Orihime
like. Ichigo is not in this picture at all. Ulquiorra does not give a shit ab him, he has and always will be nothing to him. why do ppl insist he gets it bc of Ichigo and Orihime's love — that doesn't even exist at this point
Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled
art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

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“I wish I was more powerful, like you guys. Even casting fireball takes it right out of me some days.”
“Hey, none of that. You're a valued member of the team, no matter what your power level.”
“I just don't understand how you can tear open that portal to the fire dimension so easily.”
“… fire dimension?”
“Yeah. Where the fire lives. Before you summon it. For fireballs.”
“Dude. We've been creating explosions by igniting flammable gases in the air. What the fuck have you been doing?”
this is like the opposite of that "wizard vs artificer" post. the one that goes, like, "oh, you've just been summoning from the plane of water! I thought you had to combine hydrogen and oxygen, that's so much easier".
and I like that. because different methods will work for different people. sometimes you find it easier to start up physics and sometimes you find it easier to tear open the layers of reality.
Still intensely dislike the way the donghua has the Jins break the tiger amulet's seal and use "spirit lure formations" to draw in resentful energy to make Wei WuXian lose control and that's why the Qiongqi pass and Nightless City massacres happen.
I don't hate the idea of someone setting that kind of trap to use someone as an stealth assassination tool and set them up for a fall so they can rob them, but it really does wreck Wei WuXian's character arc and the story's message.
I adore the blocking of the wide shots and light for this scene:
Wei WuXian is closer to the lightat first, Lan Wangji in the shadows, as Lan Wangji questions if he can really control all of this and Wei WuXian, the one in this moment who is more enlightened, says he can and details his protective measures.
Then after the discussion is over they're both on the same side of the tree and moral debate, both in the light.
Then Lan Wangji passes him, moving even further into the light, away from the darkness and danger of the burial mounds and the fate that, however righteous, is inevitable for people who go there.
And we end with Wei WuXian standing there alone for a long time, long enough for the light to darken and put him in shadow as he for apparently the first time thinks about saying he'd done enough and leaving (with Lan Wangji).
The visual symbol of it's darker without Lan Wangji, the way there's a shot lingering on Lan Wangji's shadow sliding away past Wei WuXian's feet, as if he's watching him go that way even if he's unable to turn around, and the implication of the sheer reluctance for this meeting to end.
There's also that one wide shot that includes Wen Qing where the light shines more on Lan Wangji as he looks at the Wens and understands Wei WuXian's quietly confident words that he is strong enough that "In the real world, few people can hurt me" and realizes he's not going to change his mind.
The medium shots are telling an interesting visual story too:
The times when they're shown together on screen conversing in these shots seem to be exclusively the moments they're in deepest agreement about the words being said, and each time visually they appear to get closer, but also shift Lan Wangji ever more toward the light.
Then we see Wei WuXian from Lan Wangji's POV, looking bathed in the light and like the source of it at the same time.
And it's after THIS that Lan Wangji walks confidently into the light, in agreement with him.
And oh man is this conversation itself juicy!
"Are you going to keep doing this?"
"If not, then what else could I do? Give up them and the dark arts? I can't do that. If you were me, you wouldn't either. I also want to live an easy life where I don't need dark arts or the Stgyian Tiger Amulet to protect the people I care about. But I can't do that. Oh well. It's my own choice. I don't care what others say. I know what I can do and I believe I can control it."
And then Lan Wangji falls silent, conceeding the point and moving on to informing Wei WuXian of Jiang Yanli's upcoming wedding.
It's at this point we see the one time Wei WuXian is cast in shadow in a closer shot, perhaps slightly wavering as he's reminded of someone he cares about outside this place:
Unlike Jiang Cheng, Lan Wangji questioned not Wei WuXian's decision, but his ability to maintain control over the volatile resentful energy and then trusted Wei WuXian's answer and respected and understood and even agreed with his decision even though it wasn't one he personally liked. And he also actually helped him by assisting with Wen Ning and had a sincere look around at the truth of the place and spoke to Wens as well as speaking to him to understand Wei WuXian's stance as best he could.
And you can see that this gentle acceptance and likemindedness, rather than Jiang Cheng's demands and orders to abandon the Wens, is what actually makes him stop and think about his decision, and he decides the same and reaffirms it to himself aloud while taking comfort and happiness in being understood by Lan Wangji.
Liu Qingge

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Dr. Alan Hart helped pioneer the use of chest X-rays to diagnose tuberculosis. Hart was married to a woman and practicing medicine in San Francisco in 1918 when he was outed as a trans man by a former colleague. Dr. Hart was chased out of town on the back of headlines like “Girl Poses as Male Doctor in Hospital" (he was not posing, of course) and spent much of his life moving from town to town to escape various forms of transphobia. Hart was also a novelist, and wrote of one of his characters, "When it came to outrunning gossip he found he couldn't do it," which was Hart's experience as well—he moved seven times in nine years all around the U.S. in search of safety, but it always proved fleeting. He did manage to get a graduate degree in radiology, though, and helped show how chest X-rays could show very early signs of tuberculosis, thus allowing patients the opportunity to rest and get adequate nutrition sooner, which contributed to better outcomes. Chest X-rays continue to be an essential diagnostic tool; mobile chest X-ray machines that can be carried via backpack now serve rural communities, so Hart's popularization of this diagnostic method continues to save lives.
From Everything Is Tuberculosis by John Green.