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this post is utterly incomprehensible to me

hey this same post cost an arm and a leg to make

WAIT

hey what the fuck is that username

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

Someone wanna provide context for the non-SDV people?

Okay, but who is joja

Joja is essentially Walmart. You can either try to revitalize the town by going the community route and help local businesses and people thrive or you can sell the town to Jojacorp who will put the locals out of business and sell you way cheaper and shittier stuff

“I may use black magic to be a serial child murderer, but at least I’m not a capitalist”

setting a fic in the omegaverse and then writing it about two betas having completely normal sex and not interacting with any other characters

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.

"this movie doesn't hold up bcos of dated special effects :(" to you, maybe. i would clap at a bat on a string

reblogs are back on for october! limited edition

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

Live-action comedy short film about a wildlife researcher's repeated, increasingly cartoonish failed attempts to tag members of a particular rare species for study, and their burgeoning paranoia that it's the same specific bird every time. There is no explicit textual confirmation whether they're correct.

two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

TWO SUCCESSFUL ETSY WITCH MOMENTS IN THE SAME WEEK??

MAGIC'S BACK UP AND RUNNING FOLKS, GET THOSE CURSE BOOKS OUT RIGHT NOW.