I'M THE BIG WEIRD MAN

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

As America becomes more comfortable with leftist policies, I think we're finally ready for an alternative version of Final Fantasy Tactics with Milleuda Folles as the protagonist. In this essay, I will

in the 90s our parents loved to take us to places that smelled like feet

“Big sexy Transformers” “More than meets the eye” “Sexy Formers” “Robots”

I know I made the magazine cover say something in the Transformers language font but is this really what it was 😂😭

[ID: A badly cropped Tiktok. A black sparrow in a paper bag looks into the camera. It is captioned: mcdonalds keeps getting my order wrong (woman facepalming emoji) gave me a wet bird AGAIN /End ID]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

I keep seeing 男 next to all these pictures of cute girls in cute outfits looking embarrassed. I skipped a day in Japanese class though so I don't know what it means.