I'M THE BIG WEIRD MAN

getting up from bed cheats

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pops is especially obsessed with squirrels. he has named all the squirrels in his yard (cashew, peanut, etc) and hangs out on the porch observing and vibing with them.

i asked him last year if he wanted me to make him anything for his birthday (i crochet) and he said he just wanted a nice simple potholder. dad’s not the kind of person you go out and buy a gift for.

pops is especially obsessed with squirrels. he has named all the squirrels in his yard (cashew, peanut, etc) and hangs out on the porch observing and vibing with them.

i asked him last year if he wanted me to make him anything for his birthday (i crochet) and he said he just wanted a nice simple potholder. dad’s not the kind of person you go out and buy a gift for.

dumag gro-bonk, my beautiful blissful boy!!!

> I ask if the Zone is creepy or wet

> He doesn't understand

> I light a cigarette and make my speech about what constitutes something being creepy or wet

> He does not laugh and says "The Zone demands respect"