critter corner

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

[ID: a photo of water being poured from a hose onto a small dog, with a hand underneath the dog holding it steady. End ID]

You smoked dog weed

Buran Orbiter

Okay and the left one?

dogy

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

All of this and also “Enemy” by Imagine Dragons