There's no such thing as Spaghetti Town

my losing dog and the winning dog are having a heated rivalry moment

[id: art of duke and miss holloway, drawn together against a backdrop of fireworks. miss holloway has her arm around duke's shoulders and one hand on his chin. a beam of light illuminates her face.]

i saw someone licking their wound and felt really bad for them - that must taste awful! so i decided to do them a favor and add some salt in there

FUCK OW SHIT

THE FUCK

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[ID: Tweet by @/GianmarcoSoresi that reads: My gf is so much better at crosswords than me that I worry she loves me like a dog /end ID]

im so tired i could sleep a horse

im so happy i could smile a horse

im so smart i could learn a horse

im so horse i could

[A photo of a store sign reading "buy sell trade: happy birthdae gay people!" End ID.]

reverse engineered your dog and now im mass producing it in countries without dog ip laws

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[text: Your brother got bit by a spider and he says it is changing his personality making him more annoying. His words /end text]

[ID: A post on X by @crycartband reading 'my doubters will become my grouters when i remodel the bathroom of success'. End ID]