There's no such thing as Spaghetti Town

[ID: mixed media digital collage with 2D and 3D elements. In the center of the image is a simple 3D house modeled to appear to be made out of clay. Painted smoke curls from the chimney. The viewer's perspective has point of view hands slightly outstretched in front of them. The hands are covered in layers of small print newspaper. The background is painted with green ground and red sky. /end ID]

do nuns have pockets

ID: tweet by sister bethany, fsp, reading: i can fit a dvd UNDETECTED in one of my habit pockets. (which is handy for a #medianun) /end ID

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good

[ID: Art of a dome-like, metal tea kettle sitting on a stove grate over a lit burner. The blue flame of the burner reflects in the drip well around the fire, the closest source of light. The faintly steaming kettle has a few droplets of water on the rounded surface, but otherwise gives back a muted and faintly warping reflection of, presumably, the viewer, based on the perspective. Long fingers of a dark, figure rest on a pale surface. A goat head with splayed, down-turned ears; long, horizontal horns; and pale, glaring eyes stare back from the reflection. /end ID]

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

[id: reply by @/timelordviktorious reading "My middle school bully was named Innocent, so" /end id]

ID. A looping gif in blues and purples, looking out the window of a train as it goes over a bridge over some water. There are distant boats and islands visible, and the sky is bright but cloudy. The passing support beams of the bridge cast shadows that flicker across the back of the seat in front of the viewer. End ID.

ranking chopping blocks i've placed my head on

[ID: A strawberry-themed bedside lamp. The fabric has a Strawberry Shortcake cartoon pattern and the stem is shaped like a strawberry. /end ID]

[Image ID: Tweet from machine yearning engineer (@/ confusionM8trix) reading: boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos /End ID]

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

Well. You do. So do you like your posts a lot more than everyone else?

I like my posts the most anyone has ever liked anything

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt

reblog this and tell me your favorite album written and performed by a woman?

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Ah yes my ideal dream world featuring all my lame ass boyfriend's annoying friends and one of our friend's horrible dad but not any of the girls I've been close with since childhood

Just realized this is kind of like that one bit from tgwdlm if it was played completely straight. That's right, Lum, all your best friends are here!