There's no such thing as Spaghetti Town

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

And no one is even doing it with me

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

ID: a photo of a red panda lying on a wood platform in front of the viewer. only its head is visible. end ID

[ID: someone pouring white wine into a wineglass being held by the hammer loop of their friend's oversized carpenter pants. it's a heavy pour, and there's already a bit of wine spilling off the base of the glass. /End ID]

[ID. a photo of a stack of pancakes topped with bananas, cherries, whipped cream, strawberry syrup and powdered sugar. end ID.]

[Image Description: Two photos of the same glass sculpture- one from the side and the other from the three-quarters forward view- depicting an aphid. The main body is a simple pale yellow-green blob, with the limbs and antennae formed from long, spindly strands of glass, while the eyes are two large, bright red spots. /End description]

[ID: a wobbly line drawing of a cartoonish cat in headphones standing with its legs apart and arms bent, hitting a kind of funky or startled pose. It's captioned "It's too loud / I don't like that noise" /End ID]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Image description: Google knowledge card for the dish 'syllabub', featuring several photos of the whipped-cream dessert decorated with lemon zest and fruit. In the 'people also search for' section, there are photos and captions for the foods 'posset', 'flummery', 'trifle', and 'treacle'. End image description.

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

using a piece of paper to carry a scary bug out of my house and then forgetting about it and accidentally using the same paper to print my resume, manager i hand it to smells it and starts making a defensive acid,

ID: a photo of a light brown cat with a dark brown face, ears, and legs, sitting in a bed with the blanket curled around her as if she just sat up from sleeping. her eyes are narrowed. end ID

[ID: a close up of several pillows. the ones in the front have designs showing roses on one and a butterfly on the other.]

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

Short beaked Echidna

[video description: a short video of an echidna standing on its back legs, clawing and sniffing at a fallen tree trunk. It doesn't find anything and eventually gets down on all four legs to walk away. End description]

you've been summoned for july duty

the sexiest thing a woman can be is a cringe fujoshi with a very serious day job

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: I think someone competent and knowledgeable with a million skills is sexier /End ID]