There's no such thing as Spaghetti Town

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

Ah yes my ideal dream world featuring all my lame ass boyfriend's annoying friends and one of our friend's horrible dad but not any of the girls I've been close with since childhood

Just realized this is kind of like that one bit from tgwdlm if it was played completely straight. That's right, Lum, all your best friends are here!

[Image description: A tweet by Zweil @/somethings_awry with a photo attached. The tweet says "He's found the cozy spot I specifically created for him. I hold the power of relaxation in the palm of my hand. Get manipulated into comfort you absolute FOOL." The photo is of a ginger cat laying comfortably in a cat bed placed in a cube of a square shelving unit. End ID.]

[ID: A notification that says: "Your resume might be missing qualifications." Below that are two red boxes with question marks that say "Research" and "Cucumber." End ID]

ID: an illustration of fish swimming among water plants. Criss-crossing lines layered over the fish and plants create the texure of waves on the water’s surface.

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[ID: Art of sea creatures that glow white as they swim through dark blue starry skies, cutting paths of parted stars. Pictured are a jellyfish, manta ray, and a whale; the final one is a gradient from aqua blue to dark blue. End ID]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[ID: Aerial photo of two adult wild hogs and 9 or 10 hoglets lying in a field. The babies are all lying in a pile between/on top of the two adults. End ID]

[ID: Photo from a cliff overlooking the ocean. The cliff is covered in white and yellow wildflowers, and there are large rock formations sticking out of the water. End ID]

unclear = uncle nuclear

It's been said that during the set up time for a live concert in 1972, fans saw a mysterious glow eminate from behind the curtains of the stage. Some fans speculate this may have been Ringo Starr "activating" his Elf Stones, which are powerful magical artifacts awarded to him by elves.