There's no such thing as Spaghetti Town

Yield to my will bro

Clown cars are really tiny, but clown shoes are really big. What's that gas pedal look like

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

there's two people fishing at the swim beach for some reason, as if that could possibly be good fishing. go try somewhere else guys, i kicked the only one nearby

[ID: A tweet by Dan Hentschel @/danghentschel that says, "It's sad that being introverted, having a low social battery, and setting healthy boundaries is now considered being an "absentee father"". End ID]

[image description: six photos of groups white and/or pink marshmallows. the backgrounds are transparent.]

The hatemail game on this website is insane

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[ID: A traditional marker drawing of Tome Kurata from Mob Psycho 100 on white paper. She is shown from the knees up using a small machine. In one hand she holds a dark grey box with two lime green antennae and several switches and a wire connecting to a green headset, which she pressed to her ear. Her expression is focused if slightly annoyed. She is wearing blue jeans, a black and white striped long-sleeve shirt with a green color, and a heavy red and black flannel jacket. She also has a dark grey bag with green clasps and two small keychains of an alien and a flying saucer over her shoulder. “Merch ‘21” is written at the bottom of the image. End ID]

every time i cant beat a level in a video game i think about the fucking does that seem fair to you tweet

[Image Description: Tweet that reads "i had a dream that eminem put out a really long and involved rap about how Mario games (like in general) are too hard and he described a bunch of scenarios he'd encountered in the series and would say "Now Does That Sound Fair To You?" after each one" End ID]

[ID: a horse, blurry with motion, running in front of a mountainous landscape. The snowy mountaintop glows, casting triumphant lensflares. White text over the image reads, "how it feels to be back, liking your old interests." End ID.]

in her DMs giving away my weaknesses with reckless abandon

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

[ID: Screenshot of a message from someone with a profile picture that depicts their scantily clad boobs. In bold is “Lets Meet Tonight” and the message below reads, “Hey! I am from [caps] ##USER_CITY## [end caps], wanna meet?” End ID.]