you shall sleep softly in my arms.

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

so, i happen to be on the side of the sabrina carpenter debate that does not like the album cover, and every time i am forced to see a take that insists being against the cover means you're a puritanical conservative masquerading as a feminist, i reel back as if i've been struck by lightning.

were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.

I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else

some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of