tried to season my fucking dinner but the only hot sauce you can buy is a giant red bottle with a big skull on it and of course when I poured a little out it was a big sinister drop that chuckled darkly so great I'm sure this is going to be awesome
great just fucking great I took one bite and steam shot out of every hole in my body. rocketed me into the fucking ceiling and I hung there with my head smashed through it like the big stupid fucking chandelier that I am
















