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"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."
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"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

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Same exact playbook, down to the "but it was based on a lie."
It's kind of amazing how much this is the identical strategy. Focusing on the distress and harm of parents over the trans or autistic person themselves. Pathologizing the condition treating it as an epidemic, including calling it a social contagion causing a worrying "explosion" of diagnosis because it is "trendy."
Ignoring the experts on the subject while also appealing to "common sense" and dismissing all research that contradicts them while also appealing to "basic science."
Plus it's all the same quacks and actors behind previous medical and social moral panics saying them same things in the same ways and no one seems to acknowledge that.
she says in the article that she was inspired to think this way about autism after she started reporting on detransitioners. Her Twitter mentions are filled with prominent voices in the detrans terf movement. This isn't just similar, It is quite self-consciously an extension of the same movement.
my ability to take this š«¢ emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image
getting this image beamed into my head psionically whenever i see it used in any context
I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are
Not deterred by the closed door
Working as a group
Protecting their identities
Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction
Getting away at the end
These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere
when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take
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her name was Juniper Blessing, she was 19 and she was just doing her laundry
From one of her friends on a Reddit post.
Sherlock Holmes having a universal ace experience -- expressing disinterest and immediately getting called an inhuman robot.
#images#sherlock holmes#sorry i don't turn rabid and marry the prettiest girl in sight at the push of a button my dear watson
Watson is like "of course I proposed marriage to a girl I met two days ago, I'm normal and make rational decisions"
#I read this part just the other day#He literally proposes within two days itās crazy
Every Sherlock Holmes remake that tries to make Watson the straight man does him a great injustice. Mfer is a total madlad. Everyone's like "oh he's not addicted to hard drugs and doesn't do chemistry experiments in his bedroom for fun" there are subtler ways to be completely unhinged.
The thing is, Watson may or may not instigate the Situations & Shenanigans, but he voluntarily spends most of his Sherlock Holmes, who DOES!
āāNormalāā people do not do that.
Watson will show up at Holmes' place and be like "are you doing any investigations of super weird shit today" and Holmes will be like "yes I am cornering this dangerous mass murderer, you should come and bring your gun in case anyone tries to shoot us" and Watson will do it without question, thinking "I'm so glad he's got something wholesome to distract himself with so he doesn't take more cocaine".
Are you kidding? Poor impulse control, emotional dysregulation, and novelty-seeking - ADHD is what's wrong with Watson and Holmes is trying to get him to be reasonable and do cocaine about it.

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In light of the no.1 trending topic on this site, I'd like to inform youse that Kitty Kendall, one of the survivors who bravely spoke out against Neil Gaiman and accused him of rape in 2025, has said here and here that if you are looking to support her and other survivors, you can make a donation to OurVOICE (the counselling service Kendall herself used) or your local rape crisis centre. If you can't make a donation, you can help to ensure people do not forget what Kendall and other survivors have gone through and continue to go through as they pursue legal action, and that Gaiman has already spent a lot of money in the attempt to sue these women for speaking out.
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Mexico has found like 20 different ways to serve tortillas with cheese, crema, salsa, beans and meat and every single one of them slaps silly
And do NOT forget the chiles
Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?
Are you insinuating that regular pine needles arenāt spicy???
Regular pine needles are regular
Not by rosemary standards
ā¦Have you eaten pine needles?
Weāve been friends for like four years, do you seriously have to ask if Iāve eaten pine needles or not
I mean Iām pretty sure you have but I donāt want to assume
Of course Iāve eaten pine needles. Various kinds. Singleleaf pinyon is weirdly the best
Are theyā¦
spicy?
You know, Iād love to tell you but Iām pretty unclear about what marks the difference between āspiceā and āstrong-tasting plant that isnāt considered a spiceā
Iāll have to eat some pine needles myself then to find out
Ok but it only counts if theyāre PINE needles and not just any old needle-like leaf off a tree
Iām going to eat every needle-like leaf I see
Please Donāt Do That
Needle-Like Leaf Roulette
ā¦Iāll accept this plan as long as you promise not to eat any yew leaves.
I can try very hard not to
Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews donāt have the sheath thing
Itās time for me to go out into the woods and stare at needle leaves
Finally you can gain real insight into my average daily life
this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again
god fucking dammit gimme a minute
Enter AERUH and MALUS SYL-VESTRIS, a pair of JESTERS.
AERUH I tell thee, rosemary is like a pine but with a spicy taste.
MALUS Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Art thou to claim that needles base of pine have not a spice?
AERUH A needle base of pine is merely base.
MALUS āTis not when held, comparing, to anthos.
AERUH My dearest Malus, needles thou'st eaten?
MALUS How many moons have we as friends seen rise? How many suns have we as friends seen set? Thou sixteen seasons in my heart Iāve held, and hope that I in thine hast been the same. With brotherhood as rich and old as this, thou needst not ask me such frivolities.
AERUH I know thou likely has, to tell the truth, but I would not assume.
MALUS Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Well, yes, I have. A multitude of types Iāve eaten too. Iāll tell thee now: the best (though it is strange) is single-leaf pinyon.
AERUH Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā And it has spice?
MALUS I truly wish that I could tell thee this, but now, i'faith, I cannot fully tell, the difference in classifying thus: to say āhas spiceā or merely āherbal strengthā.
AERUH To tell this tale most clearly it would seem that eating needles from a pineās required.
MALUS Aye, it would seem that thatās the task at hand, but caution tells that this is whatās to do: eat only needles of the honest pine, and none of lying leaf with pinelike shape.
AERUH Iāll eat them all.
MALUS Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā I prithee, stay thyself.
AERUH Roulette with leaves.
MALUS Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā At least restrain from yew.
AERUH Iāll do my best.
MALUS Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā That is all can we do. The scholars tell that needles true of pine can be distinguished from the lying yew by sheathlike clothing all along the base; the yew has no such guard.
AERUH Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā With this new truth I now will venture out into the wood and seek the pines and pinelike fakes alike to stare them down and learn their secret truths.
MALUS With this thou canst at long and weary last Discover for thyself my lifeās own path.
Exeunt.
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MACDUFF. Yo dudes that king thereās dead. Like dead as FUCK.

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midsummer: if the feudal strictness of your home kingdom canāt give you what you want, try going on an adventure guided by magical supernatural beings
macbeth: but not like that
hamlet: if youāre in a duplicitous violent world, your king and your peers and your girlfriend may lie to you, so only follow the advice of your steadfast best friend
othello: but not like that
as you like it: if you undergo a misfortune that causes you to hate your life in your city, give yourself a makeover and run away to the woods
timon of athens: but not like that
two gents: if youāre in love in italy, you can quickly and easily communicate important information via the verona postal service
romeo and juliet: but not like that
Like a month ago I messaged a craft group about accessibility for wheelchairs and the answer I got was āthereās a lot of stairs but we have cute boys who can carry youā. And itāsā¦not good. As a wheelchair bound person I largely depend on people when I want to go out and do *anything* so Iām used to it, I laugh it off, make an annoyed post about it and off I go. But I wanna just say a thing real quick.
Even if I wasnāt gay, wasnāt a survivor scared of men, getting help as a disabled person is justā¦Not a pleasant thing to us! Imagine for a sec how youād feel being carried up a flight of stairs. Youāre a grown person. Youāre being touched in an awkward way. Youād rather do it yourself. Youāre So Uncomfortable. Itās not where I look for the beginning of a romantic relationship. So likeā¦could abled people stop doing this thing where they think helping us in a condescending and infantilizing way is cute? Cause Iām real tired. Just get me a ramp or lift and Iām cool. I donāt need a dating service when Iām just trying to go about my day
If youāre abled please reblog it cause likeā¦the more ppl knows the better