need everyone to know that spotify has this ai-generated "dark country" artist that's like 99% your bog-standard generic "whiskey 'n outlaws" yankwank but also inexplicably has a song titled "i got too high and forgot the safe word" which is about getting so high that you forget the safe word

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

God forbid women do anything

I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.

girlfriend looks over my shoulder and sees that im on a twitter account named "The Toy That Plays Back" and my profile pic is a a jack in the box with angry eyebrows posting stuff like "How about we play with YOU for a change" and "Us Toys hate being played with"

Driving is really really scary though. Like everyone is garunteed to get into at least one car accident in their life. Isn't it kinda fucked to base your transportation system on something so dangerous that everyone is practically destined to either die or almost die from it?

now shake it a little ‼‼‼