what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that

i hauve covid right now and i gotta say this is not what having a boner feels like, however that phrase will remain in my vocabulary because people in 2024 still look at you funny if you say "i feel like a faggy little uke boy"

saying something dominant that completely flops is the most embarassing thing ever. like okay i guess mommy needs to kill herself now

“Just say you have a piss kink” THEY DID, the word “omorashi” is IN OP’s URL lmao

You really expect someone that isn’t a piss guzzler to know what the fuck that means

There’s a freaking CHEETO in the White House and all you’re doing is blogging about sucking anime cock!

i love living in the present i can purchase a body safe squishy silicone model of anything with the express purpose of putting it inside me for sexual reasons and i won't have to speak to any human face to face if i want to shove a scale model of the twin towers in my holes nothing can stop me

nothing except two body safe silicone planes that is

i will finger, make out with, kiss, bite, scratch and mark any and all parts of the beautiful human body do not test me

They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

Me & my man getting our bi-yearly divorce so we can yell accusations at each other & then have a hot passionate extramarital affair for about 3 days before we re-marry

May I introduce you to my 23rd husband? (it's been the same guy 23 times)

tamsyn muir is still writing because alecto's eldritch monster cock cannot be contained to anything under 1000 pages

dni if you've never jerked it to something actually foul and sinister

ya girl so bad at omorashi they call her ultrakill the way her p be rank

why does this feel like a fetish thing

bro this bimbofication hypno sucks

they need .ore public spaces where you can fuck someone. not even a horny post but its true. you cant even jerk off on a hiking trail these days. because of the woke mind virus 🦠🏀oh fuck hes kinda ballin

Wire and cloth when latex mother arrives:

sex is a lot like a horror movie in that it's awesome and sexual

and of course the squelching

Call her a stalactite the way she clings to the top