Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to be a girl who is also at least 700lbs of titanium, pcb, and oil

did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

I object to the qualifier "faux-quirky." I think if she's biting people in the office, some authentic quirkiness has been earned.

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

why do you hate freedom let her blow things up

Trans girls deserve to blow stuff up

girl that outfit is ahistorical as fuck. when future historians discuss the style of the mid-2020s what you are wearing will not even be in the conversation.

i test superpowers on my youtube channel. i have every power but no divine calling or moral ambition so instead its just speople send in power ideas and i review them. they will say something like "wifi enabled breasts" and i will try it out and say 2/5 kinda tingle. they will say "power to duplicate and command mice. i try it and say 4/5 my mouses army pleasant softness make me feel content. they say "deep fry and consume your own arms". i say thats not really a power,. but ok. 3/5. and thats the episode that blow ups. now im famous for arms and all my new suggestions are eating different body parts. i could ignore them but the money is too good. i try the normal ideas like jump really high but nobody watches. and i cant just make new money with a power bc nobody suggested that plus i have a deep respect for the economy. cry in my youtube mansion full of mice and i always smell like oil

Pinning a post also known as the "poor man's blaze"

It was brave of Yorick to keep the "0 minutes ago" timestamp. I'd probably have refreshed the page for a more casual-looking one

atheist : secular :: asexual : ???

fried — contraction of freeze dried