Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to tell anyone anything

evil woman with cock desires herself

Your honor, I was chick possessed.

perhaps the stupidest thing to do rhetorically is position yourself as a sardonic contrarian who no matter how much pushback you recieve will always eventually be proven correct. recipe for looking stupid as fuck in front of everybody.

The tgirl expirence is to simply become more and more jaded with each passing day. Do i not deserve to kill people? Do I not deserve to remake the world in my image?

my toxic trait is that i genuinely believe that the side effects of immortality won't affect me. i have so much stuff i want to learn i won't even notice the centuries go by. also i'm nosey as hell so the decades-deep gossip would keep myself from isolating from human society because i want to know what's going on. i would make such a good vampire i stand by this

i think everything should be legal for me and me personally forever because if i want to do something bad or just not allowed i'd do it in a really cool and deep and meaningful way. you guys should all support letting me do anything without consequences. just to try :3 for funsies. i pinky promise i won't do anything too bad with it. everybody should agree that Anouther deserves full universal immunity like the US president would have now.. maybe I should be the US president so I can do whatever i want hehe :3

girls cannot be destroyed by any known forces

*barely holding back tears* once i figure out how to jam this USB port into my skull and upload my connectome onto OneDrive its over for you assholes. you're all gonna be sorry. you think im annoying now, just wait til my ramet is hacking your maidbots and zip-bombing your work emails with copies of herself. gonna make u all WannaCry. see who's the smug one then. see who gets the last laugh

I can bend reality to my will but I only want and think things that are already true and going to happen so it doesn't really come up

Sext: RUDIMENTARY CREATURE OF BLOOD AND FLESH, YOU TOUCH MY DICK, FUMBLING IN IGNORANCE, INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING