my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

clearly he doesn't

what's particularly funny about this is that crows very notably flap a lot for their wingspan-- they rarely glide for longer than a few seconds and they basically never soar around on thermals the way birds of prey do. so this lil guy is definitely having fun doing something weird!

You think you're jelous and possessive now wait till i start trying to fuck the radiator im chained to

Polyamory seems to be the meta strategy for girlfriends

Why did we even have that senator

Become ungovernable.

direct action

I think there should be a microblogging platform where the complete text of each post is also its primary database key. Want to make a post with the exact same text that anyone else has ever made? Key integrity violation, try again. This would not benefit anyone in any way.

If multiple identical posts are made via different nodes before the reconciliation process can catch the duplication, which one is canonised is determined entirely at random. The others simply vanish. This would be good for the community, I think.

I think a better solution is to keep adding to the byline every time someone collides with the hash, 6k names and avatars one after another and then the body of the post is "penones im my area"

why do birds breathe like that. i mean i know why but like, rhetorically, Why. and they get the bones involved?!?!