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@ranithesoldierofgod
Psalm 34:4-5
"I sought the LORD, and He answered me and delivered me from all my fears. Those who look to Him are radiant, and their faces shall never be ashamed."
Pov: you're going through a tough time and having a hard time trusting God, and then he hits you with this
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Me
This is like, the inner me y'all. My persona lol
Yippee, another OC
I made this a few weeks ago lol
My OC, Alisdair MacLennan
This is my OC, I'm very proud of him. He's a 24 year old bard in 14th century Scotland. He sings, plays bagpipes, plays the lute, and tells stories/jokes. He also weilds a Scottish Claymore in battle. (More info + old drawing under the cut).
Me when I see any fanart of Sam Vimes: VIMESYYY
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I need art of Susan Sto Helit playing field hockey
Deeply and truly
I DID IT I DREW IT. IT'S TERRIBLE. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
Bill Door
Who wants to hear a short silly medieval story??
A long time ago in a European kingdom far, far away, was a prince by the name of Mario.
Mario had a headache, and it was really bad.
"Well, your majesty," said the doctor, peering through his doctoring mask, "we have tried arsenic, mercury, and even opium! You show no symptoms of the plague, but you still must be quarantined. To the moon!"
"Excuse me? I am the prince, you peasants can't order me around! Then again, a trip to the moon would be rather interesting..."
And so, Prince Mario was sent up the biggest, tallest, staircase he had ever seen.
At the top of that staircase, was the biggest, tallest, elevator that has ever existed, now or then. (This elevator worked through the pulley system, a simple machine used back even in ancient Egypt).
At the top of that elevator, was the biggest, tallest escalator that was even bigger than the flight of stairs. (Someone would have been beheaded if the prince was made to walk that many stairs again, I'm sure).
Then, Prince Mario, once he was up the veryyyy tall stairs, and up the veryyyy tall elevator, and up the veryyyy tall escalator, he finally reached the moon.
This quarantine lasted for 3 years, until the Prince finally got bored because there were no fair maidens to dance with on the moon.
He rode down the veryyyy tall escalator, down the veryyyy tall elevator, and then slid down the banister of the veryyy tall stairs until he was, once again, back on Earth in his kingdom.
"Father!" Mario cried as he burst into the royal hall.
"My son!" Shouted the king joyously, running to meet the prince. "I am so glad to see you! But are you sure it is safe to be back here? Are all symptoms of the plague gone?"
"Yes, my headache ceased when I was but halfway up the elevator, actually. But I had wanted to see the moon."
"Glad to hear!" Said the king.
That night, Mario stayed up until 4:26 in the morning practicing his Hurdy-gurdy (which he had missed so very much while on the moon).
The poor king, who's chambers were right next to the prince's, woke the next morning...
...with a headache.
It's June, aka men's mental health awareness month
Men make up 80% of suicides in the Untited States, and around 2/3 of suicides worldwide. Men are half as likely as women to reach out for help regarding suicidal tendencies and mental illness. Men's mental health matters. Girls? go check up on your dudebros. Guys? Know that you are loved and you are important.
the plot of going postal:
The Patrician told me the Post Office keeps eating his Postmasters so I asked how many Postmasters he has and he said he just goes and gets a new Postmaster afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Postmasters to the Post Office, and then Moist von Lipwig started crying.
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My Lord of the Rings OC :]
Her name is Rananel, she is a half elf and Aragorn is her cousin. And she's a ranger.
She has a fanfic that I've posted to quotev. That I've been procrastinating. And tomorrow may or may not be a year since I last updated it. My badddd, gang 😭.
Sam Vimes every year:
It's memorial day over here is the U.S.A. and I'd just like to say that we don't really talk about it enough. People DIED so that America could be a free place. Sure, it's not perfect, and it's never gonna be. But we're a way better off than a lot of places.
Thank you, to all the men and women who died out there for us. God save America.
For the Glorious 25th of May
"The occupants of those graves had died for something. In the sunset glow, in the rising of the moon, in the taste of the cigar, in the warmth that comes from sheer exhaustion, Vimes saw it. History finds a way. The nature of events changed, but the nature of the dead had not. It had been a mean, shameful little fight that ended them, a flyspecked footnote of history, but they hadn't been mean or shameful men. They hadn't run, and they could have run with honor. They'd stayed, and he wondered if the path had seemed as clear to them then as it did to him now. They'd stayed not because they wanted to be heroes, but because they chose to think of it as their job, and it was in front of them."
Describing Terry Pratchett’s books is difficult. Someone asked me what the book I was reading was about, and I had to tell them it was about banking and the gold standard, but like in a cool way with golems and action.
I don’t think they believed me.
welcome to the club
It is so, so difficult to explain to people that your favorite book is about transgender feminist dwarves, Nazi werewolves, and the mystery of a missing piece of really old ritual bread. And Opera saves the day.
yes, give us those sweet, sweet, terrible descriptions
A tortoise who’s really a god, finds an allegory for Jesus and they go on adventures in an ancient greece like place and then a desert
The chief of police averts a rerun of an ancient war, partially despite and partially because of being possessed by a dying dwarf’s graffiti
It’s like Les Miserables but Javert is the good guy and also there’s time travel.
Macbeth but it’s about the witches
Chapter one, the protagonist is hanged. Then he’s put in charge of the post office. Yes, in that order.
it’s like mulan if there were way more mulans in mulan and also pratchett is extra irritated that too many people missed the point of jingo
The bureaucrats of the universe get annoyed at the paperwork humanity causes so they decide to steal Christmas. Replacement Christmas is done by Death and replacement Death is done by goth Mary Poppins, who is also in charge of the investigation.
these are all nice and accurate reasons to read discworld if you haven’t yet
Romeo and Juliet football AU but the other team is wizards
Hollywood????
An entire clan of tattooed, hairy, kleptomaniac, alcoholic Scotsmen decide a little girl is their new best friend whether she wants to be or not and she rescues her absolutely worthless brother by discovering the power of selfishness.
@cosmictwobyfour
Someone is dying, journalism is being invented, and part of Pulp Fiction is going on in the background.
The universes burocrats want to measure everything so they pay a man to imprison time so everything will stop and they can measure things in peace. Goth mary Poppins saves the day, the fifth horseman of the apocalypse is the best Milkman in the world, and chocolate saves the day. Also someone was born twice.
Classic dynastic machinations are happening in fantasy China, to be completely overturned by a gang of elderly barbarian heroes and the world’s worst wizard and best sprinter
Death incarnate battles a shopping cart for the fate of the world.
@grifalinas
Phantom of the Opera au, except there’s witches, a cookbook that is thinly-veiled pornography, and Christine is played by a fledgeling witch with multiple personalities who can’t stop being sensible long enough to enjoy herself
Hidden heir to the throne decides an cynical, alcoholic cop is the best role model in the world.
Atlantis provides an excuse for a xenophobia-inspired war between Britain and the Middle East but it’s fine because the armies are arrested for conspiracy to cause public nuisance.
the jfk assassination is parodied in the above.
Rain is brought to australia by a lousy wizzard who runs from dropbears, steals a sheep, and invents vegamite
(sigh)(smile) All of the above.
You can defeat Vampire Fascism with the powers of violence, your debilitating anxiety disorder, and a nice cup of tea
the pied piper is a racket being run by some talking mice and a cat but they accidentally invent socialism. then of course there are also the rat horrors
A trio of witches (two of them uninvited) go on a journey to find out how the third one should be a fairy godmother. They run into and out of half-finished stories and manage to encounter a large amount of classic literature unscathed.
The anthropomorphic personification of Death itself is fired for his special interest: humans. So he gets a new job as a farmer. Meanwhile, a sentient shopping mall spawns out of nowhere and there is a club for undead rights. Death saves the day by beating up the New Guy with his extra sharp scythe.
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Tolkien vs Pratchett when it comes to rock music
Tolkien: "that NOISE is UNDESCRIBABLE!" (Which is funny because he's famous for being overly descriptive). "NO, I won't let the Beatles of all people make a movie about my book, they'll RUIN it!!"
Pratchett: *proceeds to write a whole book about rock music coming to his fictional world, making several parodies and references to rock bands and songs*
I, myself being a lover of rock music, find both of these reactions to it equally funny.
Carrot and Angua's relationship is so funny to me because Angua is living a doomed tragic romance of two lovers from different worlds who can never truly be together and meanwhile Carrot is just like "I love taking my girlfriend to museums ^‐^ "
