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That 7 y/o knows something and didn't want to share

If this was your favorite episode you gay now

i love flirting………………………..with the idea of vanishing into a dense forest, never to be seen again

today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them 

we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can 

we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration 

update: we underestimated him

is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????

tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants

i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job 

So how do you guys… get in there anymore?

well my original game plan was opening the white gate and kind of shoving my body through the gap between the wood gate and the grey gate and i am excited to announce that this was not a good idea at all

update: was woken up at 7 AM this morning by Meatball repeatedly taking a running leap at the gates, bouncing off the top one, and then sitting on the floor outside the kitchen beeping confusedly 

this is our current game plan. stay tuned

please continue to give us updates this is the funniest post on this site

if YOU die because I poisoned you...how is that MY fault like I'm sorry you aren't immune to my poisons I think that's genuinely something you need to work on. Fix yourself before blaming others.

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband

good morning EXCLUSIVELY to bruce springsteen fans, people who live in the midwest, feral cats, accordion players and gays who wrote kirk x spock fanfiction in the 60s

I’m really fascinated/haunted by this notion that a rural town could pop out of existence and it would probably take weeks for anyone to notice, and in the end the first people to show up might be from a utility coming to shut off power for unpaid bills. Do you think society at large would recognize that everyone from a town of 100 people vanished, or would a network of individuals with no other connections simply think that their one friend or relation wasn’t returning calls? Would motorists passing through Kettleman City on the 5 notice that it wasn’t there? Or would they assume that they missed the signs for the exit and ride right through to Coalinga? Could a big town disappear? How long would it take for people to notice Fresno was missing? Bakersfield? If all flights into Las Vegas got cancelled, if the highway exits disappeared, would people assume it never existed? Would it fade from public memory? Would people choose to forget it? Would people silently accept that their friends and loved ones who lived there were never coming home?

Alternatively, the idea of a small rural town suddenly appearing where it hadn’t previously. Out of nowhere, there’s an exit that wasn’t there yesterday and most people think they just hadn’t noticed it before. Maybe a couple people would take the exit for some gas or simply out of curiosity and find a whole town of strange people who don’t seem to have any memories or knowledge of history. Surely they’re just an odd bunch of individuals and don’t mean anyone any harm? There are thousands of tiny towns on the maps and any one of them could have been constructed and populated overnight by extraterrestrials or something and no one would know. And if a few tourists disappear in one of them, would anyone know where they went if the town hadn’t existed before?

Women should be able to go their entire lives without wearing makeup or heels if they don’t want to, without getting called slobby, or unprofessional, or “doesn’t care about her image”, or being fucking denied jobs for not wanting to wear heels or makeup at work every day. If men aren’t expected to cover their faces with makeup or wear incredibly uncomfortable shoes every day of their lives neither should I.

This goes doubly so for trans women, gnc women and woc

ANYWAY THIS IS A GOOD ADDITION AND TERFS ARENT ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH THIS POST WHATSOEVER!!!

hey girls… did you know… that um… bisexual people are allowed to refer to their same gender attraction as gay or, when it applies, refer to other traits about themselves as gay, without someone who got their women and gender studies degree on tumblr.edu correcting them

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

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