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Project Hail Mary - Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

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sketch of a mermaid
Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!
Here's what I need you to do:
If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.
Yes, that's really it.
I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.
If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.
Harp's Hinterland Region Map
Free Downloads: 25+ Battlemap pack
The Harp's Hinterland Region Map is finished, uniting 25+ battlemaps into a region fit for adventure and exploration.
As you arrive in Harp's Run, you soon realize that any adventurers here have their work cut out for them. The locals are only too happy to show you their maps, pointing out the tide of troubles that have come to their once peaceful countryside. Undead ruins, goblins squatting in the old temple, a poison leeching the life from their beloved coastline, and to top it off, bandits camping in the old mine. There is much to explore...
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The worst thing about getting a Guardian Angel is not having a choice over who you get.
Dean had never been someone important enough to warrant owning a Guardian Angel, but now that he's working for Dick Roman it's apparently one of his 'employee perks'. Of course he refused at first - he really doesn't see the appeal in having some random person with wings following him around all the time, visible or not. Actually, it's even worse to think of them doing that creeper shit while invisible. Plus, Dean can't imagine anything worse than sharing thoughts and feelings.
They're supposed to bring good luck and protect their human from harm, but Dean's lived thirty years without one so far and he's still alive and kicking.
Charlie thinks he's being unreasonable because she already has one and they get along fine. Charlie's Guardian Angel is mostly invisible though, so it's not like she really noticed much of a difference. That's what most people order them to do, but Dean can't imagine anything worse.
Dean holds out the Guardian Angel Contract in his hands, rereading it for the hundredth time, as he leaves the Roman Empires building. It says that his official angel assigning will take place tomorrow, bonded by his soul to a Guardian Angel named Naomi.
That's all he's got to go on. A name. Of the creature that will be glued to his side twenty-four-seven watching over him.
Dean shudders, his stomach turning.
The letter warns him to stay away from unclaimed Guardian Angels, because he's already begun the process of being able to form the bond (a completely silly ritual he nearly laughed his way through) and it would be easy to form an 'accidental comtract'. Though the letter reassures him that this never happens, it's just a precaution.
shhhh theyre sleeby 🤏🤏
Little Sunfish
Labyrinth (dir. Jim Henson) premiered 40 years ago on June 27, 1986!
In today's episode of "Living with a Colorblind Person", I found out my boyfriend believes Bulbasaur to be pink, so I drew a peach-inspired one for Valentine's Day 🍑 in honour of the first peach juice I asked him to buy. He got apricot

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I compressed and minified a Gryphon. Marvel at how tiny it is! (Around the size of a corgi)
adulthood notes:
The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.
The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.
The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.
The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.
The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.
The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.
A new addition to the family! It’s ok Loid you’re still doing great
This one felt appropriate right now, so did another quick @criticalrole animation.
Audio: Campaign 4, Episode 7

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brother gregor's catch of the day
been making these chocolate “cheesecake” things for my breakfast for a few weeks now. i like them, makes eating breakfast way easier for me. whole can a beans in there
forgot to write down to drain and rinse the beans before mixing