unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

dude stop bringing up the guy you ate, nobody cares. you were hungry and it was a morally neutral action we literally do not care

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

Would U still love me if I was 10 evil serpents reigning over the land

10 evil serpents

reigning over the land

ohhhh i get it theyre called cigarettes because for no reason

car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”