got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?
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@kansasjustgotgayer
got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

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when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response
happy ignore your to-do list tuesday. we will follow it up with waste your time wednesday & don't do things thursday then wrap up the week with fuck around friday.
I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days
Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.
When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

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My stupid contribution to Petra Parker
children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here
So I've seen the post going around that's kind of like "kids should be able to read whatever they want and not have their choices censored by adults" and I largely agree with one caveat which is that children need to be able to opt in. I remember being 12 and sneaking some dirty books, and being interested and excited to read a book with something more sexy in it, and no one died, and everything was fine, and I was not forever scarred. However I do remember being shown a a horror film at seven by a babysitter and not being able to sleep for three weeks, and if I'd known how scary the movie was I wouldn't have wanted to watch it.
Kids can usually know what they can handle. Kids cover their eyes at scary points in films, kids read past stuff they aren't ready for. But it is good to be clear like "Oh that book might have some scary parts you might not like, are you sure you want to get that one?" Or "Oh this book has some grown up things in them that you might have a hard time understanding, I want to check that your okay with that." Like give kids the warnings and options and they will probably make a safe and informed decision. It doesn't have to be either or.
I also think kids should be allowed to be wrong about what they can handle without getting in trouble for it. They should be able to go to the adults in their life and ask for help processing what they saw or read without fear of judgement or punishment.
And kids (and anyone) should be allowed to change their minds at any point.

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The normalization of the surveillance state has gotten absolutely out of hand. My coworker's boyfriend went out drinking with a friend last night and didn't come home so my coworker was understandably a bit worried. But then after he was found alive and hungover in a friends bathtub, I had to listen to my coworkers talking about all the ways to keep tabs on the guy. Airtag his wallet. Location sharing his phone at all times. Everyone is nodding along offering suggestions like slipping airtags under his shoe insole or buying him an apple watch.
And it just devolved further into all the ways they're gonna monitor their kids when they become teenagers and keep track of where they are at all times. And like jesus fucking christ. I get being worried when you can't get ahold of someone that's not where they're supposed to be but also we need to calm the fuck down.
How are people supposed to exist when the person they're dating can monitor every time they take a different route home from work? How are kids supposed to become independent people when their parents can see every time they sneak to the convenience store during study hall?
Somehow in the last like 15 years we've slipped from serious debates on if security cameras in high schools was a violation of student privacy and if gps monitoring your kids car was overprotective parenting, to a presumption that everyone should have a security camera on their front door, their location shared at all times, and their kids microchipped.
Want to know why everyone these days has anxiety? Because it's near impossible to exist without someone watching.
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you people can't do anything without romance
There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
Nobody has ever been capable of writing a scathingly harsh and well formulated satire about the perils of modern capitalism, that doesn't just get immediately one-upped by some random food service worker talking about their actual week.
i'm so fucking over it
they didnt listen, by the way. because of course they didnt. theyre hiding domo ai from the member list and forcing them into private and public servers. use
/ban user:1153984868804468756
to get rid of it.
if you're interested in the Colorful support post i made regarding this, its under the cut. i'm livid.
adding this to the list… 5. 5 bots you have to fucking ban from discord that they added without your permission. What the absolute fuck.
Discord bots you need to ban
1104973139257081909
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1104973139257081909
1153984868804468756
actual user names that came up in my personal server when I banned these- DomoAI#7882 Viggle#6074 Glifbot#2213 InsightFaceSwap#5692

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An unlocked, unguarded door with a sign saying "NO ENTRY, DO NOT OPEN" and it opens up right to a solid brick wall and on the brick wall is a sign saying "WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM"
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happy might jerk off it depends on if i feel i deserve it. i love me very much ill do any thing for me monday
Harry du Bois would say this.