better bring an umbrella

I sautéed three omelets worth of veggies last night, which was a whole onion, a bell pepper, half a tomato, about two cups of chopped mushrooms, and six Serrano peppers. I'm starting to realize that six Serrano peppers may have been slightly excessive. Maybe I should have realized that last night when my roommate and I started coughing and crying and he asked me if I was making tear gas.

Cute! Dancing is an enjoyable activity for humans. You can also see that this human is smiling, and so clearly having a good time.

Love how whenever the baby is done with an item they just fucking throw it

My thoughts exactly, this is an extraordinarily skilled toddler but you know grandpa had an OH SHIT moment when baby decided to huck his good cooking bowl across the yard 😂

Cute! While humans this age are still learning coordination, and hot cooking surfaces can be dangerous, they can start learning to cook surprisingly young if heavily supervised.

Cute! A tree swing in a planted area growing organic plants is wonderful enrichment for humans! Whether they sit on it, lay on it, or gently swing on it, your humans will surely enjoy it!

Cute! The adult humans, piloting costumes in teams, are delighted to see a young human in a similar costume, taking a break in their performance to greet them. Everyone seems happy to be here and this is a pleasant interaction between adults and young.

"there's no such thing as the dark side of the moon" yes there is. the dark side of the moon isn't always the same parts of the moon, but whatever side of the moon is facing away from the sun is dark. imagine saying "there's no dark side of the earth" when billions of people are experiencing nighttime at any given moment. shut up Neil

what the fuck do you think moon phases are bucko. the same side of the moon is always facing us, but that's not always the illuminated side.

ok but nobody mentioned the far side until you did. you assumed—incorrectly, based on OP's argument—that OP was talking about the far side and not the literal dark parts.

listen, I think we all need to take a step back here. the dark side of the moon is the side that always faces us and is always illuminated. the far side of the moon is a separate moon that usually stays inside of the earth until it is in between the sun and your eyes, then it goes in front of the dark side of the moon. that's what phases are. the other side of the dark moon is called the near side and the other side of the earth moon is called the third moon. there's also a third moon that's inside the earth during eclipses. no further argument is required.

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something