better bring an umbrella

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

In chapter 18 of Project Hail Mary Grace says he has a temporary office on the aircraft carrier that used to be a storage closet for bathroom supplies. He describes himself as "approximately as critical as toilet paper" and I'm over here like, that's pretty damn important Grace. Toilet paper? The thing everyone went crazy over in 2020? Critical component of western hygiene and plumbing systems? Without which everything literally goes to shit?? Half of my fucking job is refilling toilet paper. Toilet paper basically pays my fucking bills. It's a very apt description of how much Grace undervalues himself.

The world doesn't revolve around one country. What is popular over there might not be the same in another country and it's totally normal but pop culture for example is a global thing like most people know Ariana Grande. This is just an example.

Yeah pop culture is universal and most societies like the same stuff, just like how everyone knows who Zhou Xuan, Dhanush, and Mia Guissé are and we all know and love the classic holiday season movie Al-Risâlah

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

No it's not that I don't appreciate the flirting, I just wish you wouldn't do it while I'm in the middle of vivisecting you. Yes I know that it's really hot when I'm covered in your blood elbow deep in your chest cavity that's why I keep vivisecting you. But I keep getting flustered and dropping your liver and its really slippery so I keep dropping it over and over again leading to very comedic slapstick comedy where I slip on your blood and fall over really funny

posts that are significantly funnier with timestamps. what the fuck was i doing on christmas posting this

gonna start reverse-shipping. that canon couple is not dating actually. that kiss was entirely platonic and i dont see why you’re reading into it any other way. their parents are clearly roommates with benefits. when they say “boyfriend” they actually said “boy friend”. every character will become aromantic when i’m done with them

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

@sexy-people-contests-2026 the cup’s point of view as you poured in glitter

At least I cleaned off all the glitter afterwards

Hallucinations Matzo.

Memory Loss Sandwich

Daily reminder to Americans on this website that American war on Iran is bad because Iranians are getting killed not because you can no longer afford going to the movies in the weekends or refill your car 😒