RandomCitizen

The first panel shows the dog looking at the person with big eyes and saying, "Hi I'm love you". The second panel is slightly closer as the dog says, "So Bmuch! Hi!"

The third panel widens to show a sandwich sitting on a side table. The dog is intently staring at the sandwich.

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

So this is what a Goblin Shark actually looks like…