An emanation of energy

this blog does not stand for webp slander

history will vindicate me

I'm sure false etymology posts aren't like actually more common than any other type of misinformation on this website, it just happens to be a type of misinformation I'm better at spotting and a type of misinformation that shows up in the type of posts people I follow tend to reblog. but dang false etymology posts sure are common

you dislike ice cream that tastes like fruit because you're a broken person

Ive smuggled an entire milkshake and 10 piece nugget meal into the theatres before. A drink costs 10 dollars and food 20. who the hell worships the movie snack cartel with such reverence they've never questioned its near universal ability to be subverted?

hypnospace outlaw is a game that asks questions like what if the only way to extract the contents of a zip file was to feed it to your tamagotchi and wait a few seconds for it to poop out the decompressed file

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

the "language is a social construct, therefore linguistic misinformation is impossible. any claim about language is true if enough people say it is" misconception is of course annoying when applied to stuff like grammar because it's wrong in a nuanced way that's important to explain correctly to avoid spreading even worse ideas about language. but with etymology it's like. no that's not even the part of language that's a social construct, you're making a claim about history. this is something that you really shouldn't think you can just make up

language changes over time but a popular tumblr post claiming that a figure of speech from the bible is actually the short version of its own comeback isn't language changing

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

shut up they did not find another goddamn king under another goddamn car park