An emanation of energy

this blog does not stand for webp slander

history will vindicate me

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the four horsemen of the apocalypse

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

With great respect to the people drawing ryan gosling sexually pleasuring the rock spider: based on the available information in their lore document and my reading of their biology, I don't think Eridians have any external genitalia or a native concept of sexual intercourse, and sticking anything that isn't food in that hole would probably be both uncomfortable and a huge infection risk on the scale of sticking objects in an open wound. So sure keep trying to make Rocky cum but I think you should get more esoteric about it. Also stop giving everything a goddamn tentacle dick I am sick to fucking death of that trope

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

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People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

It's incredibly sad people have to resort to this, but it's a damn good resource. Use it. Spread awareness. Maybe one day people with physical disabilities won't need DIYs like this. But until then, reblog and share.

in the searched field. straight up "homoing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My sapients

sorry liberals, there are only three sexualities: homo, pan, and gorilla