I'm a 30 year old, lean, gay actor, and while I do love theatre, I have often wondered what I would have been like if I had instead gone into another form of performance: Professional Wrestling. Any chance I can explore that?
A lot of people forget that, when it comes down to it, professional wrestling is a performance. Sure, the athletics involved are important, for appearances if not anything else, but anyone who watches wrestling will tell you that it’s all about playing a part and creating a narrative for the audience. Who wins and who loses is sometimes decided before the match even begins, but people really watch for the over the top drama and the fun of cheering on your favorite wrestler. That's not to say all wrestling is fake, or that wrestlers aren’t athletes, but most of what people think of as professional wrestling is a performance. Maybe that's why, despite being openly gay, incredibly scrawny and almost comically flamboyant, you’ve always loved professional wrestling. You love the dramatic introductions, the shit talking, watching heels and babyfaces face off in the ring. You’ve always loved wrestling, and if you’re being honest with yourself, you’ve always been sort of envious of wrestlers. As a naturally feminine guy, you’ve always felt a sort of disconnect from other men, but wrestlers always have this over the top machismo that makes them seem so powerful. You’d never admit it to your theatre friends, many of who don’t know the first thing about professional wrestling, but a part of you has always wondered what your life would be like if you had taken a different route; if instead of spending your high school and college years practicing for school musicals, you had gone into wrestling. Now, I could help you by rewriting your past, but considering your background in acting, I think I know a better way. You might remember, there was an aspiring actor some time ago that I helped fit into certain roles by giving him a set of specially made potions that would temporarily make him perfect for whatever role he was looking for. My idea for you is somewhat similar, but with a slightly different twist on it. Instead of giving you potions, I’m going to give you something more thematically appropriate: costumes!
One of the biggest problems I’ve had with the guy who I gave those potions to is that he is constantly messaging me about refills. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a nice guy, and I enjoy the extra revenue from selling the potions, but I never expected him to go through so many so quickly. I think he might be using them for more personal use than just acting, but it's not really my business what he does with them. For you, however, I think we should stick with a one time sale, and I happen to have discovered a new way to use potions that should help. It turns out that using potions in dying clothing actually transfers the transformation into the clothing. That does mean that I have to go through the trouble of dyeing clothing by hand, but it will last a lot longer than the potions. Hell, as long as you wear said clothing, you’ll stay in that new form for as long as you do. You’ll even have an altered personality to help you “stay in character,” just like the potions!
Now, let's go over your costume. Since wrestlers have to wear a variety of different costumes for different performances, and you’ll have to be seen as your wrestling persona out of costume, you’ll need something versatile, something you can wear both in and out of costume. The most obvious choice is underwear, but since you’ll probably want to get naked and check out your beefy body at least once, we’re going to use something else instead. Your wrestling costume, at least the transforming element of it, will be wrist bandages. A lot of wrestlers wear these when performing, so that they don’t accidentally injure themselves when wrestling, so it won’t look out of place, and they’re discreet enough that none of your fans or many, many future hookups will worry about it, at least not when they have your sexy self in front of them, and you are going to be sexy. Sculpted south-asian muscles, a handsome, flawless face, and a footlong brown cock that both men and women can’t help but stare at. As for personality, you’re going to be the perfect, loveable, macho wrestler, a hero who the people can’t help but love and adore. The guy who can charm a crowd with a grin, and seduce a hottie with a look. You’ll play the part of a beloved wrestler, and you’ll love it.
But, just because you play one part very well, doesn’t mean you can’t play other parts. I’ve included a couple other costumes in that package I sent you. I won’t go over them now, but I have a feeling you’re going to have a lot of fun.
