This is the second of our reign

me: i’m at level 8 let’s go

the saga continues

where’s my continent-wide dialectical shift ending in massive arguments over the proper pronunciation of a name? where’s my family drama centered around sparkly rocks? where are my dragons the size of mountain ranges?

Tolkien’s Actual Writing: absolute power corrupts absolutely, a little bit of power corrupts a little, to what extent are people responsible for their actions? does God/the gods really answer our prayers? and pacifistic undertones.

•Are gay

tf is this crap?

I’m shook

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But it is not today

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

When in doubt, go to the library!

best earthbender in the world: toph uses earthbending to counter powerful magic used by a spirit from another dimension

Literally no greater amount of Earth has ever been manipulated so solidly by an Earthbender on screen. Toph is holding the ENTIRE EDIFICE SECURELY IN PLACE WHILE ONLY TOUCHING THE TINIEST TIP OF IT. WHAT A POWERHOUSE!!!!

largest amount of any element bent at once, no powerups necessary, and she holds that shit for half an hour?

- Leon

more ‘90s lifehacks!

You guys make a super cute couple.

Dinotopia is a fictional utopia created by author and illustrator James Gurney. It is the setting for the book series with which it shares its name. Dinotopia is an isolated island inhabited by shipwrecked humans and sentient dinosaurus who have learned to coexist peacefully as a single symbiotic society. The first book has “appeared in 18 languages in more than 30 countries and sold two million copies.”Dinotopia: A Land Apart from Time and Dinotopia: The World Beneath both won Hugo awards for best original artwork.

I feel like there is so much to learn from the way Gurney does his work - his blog is here http://gurneyjourney.blogspot.com