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Everyday I become more sick to my stomach thinking about the future of my beloved Arber Xhekaj

obsessed with the habs top line winning awards for Most Responsible and Best Good Boy meanwhile their rookie goalie is biting people

Still waiting for that Arber contract, like tic toc Hughes, it's time.

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

angel and spike first meeting is so funny. welcome to being a vampire william would you like to get a little bicurious. i mean share the blood of innocents. with another man

“carey price would’ve been a torch bearer had the habs gone further” ISN’T REAL AND IT CAN’T HURT ME LA LA LA LA LA I HEAR NOTHING

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

BTVS was soooooo crazy because joss whedon was like "I'm going to write an incel revenge fantasy where I turn the leather wearing bad boy I was jealous of in high school into a loser cuck! I'm going to literally paralyze him from the waist down so his dick doesn't work and then make him watch his girlfriend make out with a guy taller than him and call that guy daddy in front of him! I'm going to write a million scenes of him getting beat up by girls and even show him having to be rescued by a girl in a princess carry and another scene where he gets tortured by a girl and have mad scientists metaphorically castrate him on a lab table and I'll write a weirdly homoerotic scene in which the boyfriend of the woman he's in love with breaks into his home and shoves him against a wall and impales him with a plastic phallic object" and james marsters was like "sounds hot I can't wait to play this character I'm going to make him look slutty and turned on the entire time" and five million teen girls gays and theys in the viewing audience had the weirdest possible sexual awakening