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if a vampire really, really, REALLY wanted to devour me, then… well……….

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

#draw me like one if your french hens (via @quasi-normalcy)

[ID: Still of the Titanic scene on the bow of the ship but Rose has been replaced with a human-sized chicken. It's painted with its eyes closed and wings out. /end ID]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

Sorry, but the whole “Hector is wearing Achilles’ own armor, taken from my corpse. It looks, almost, as if Achilles is chasing himself.” part just has me thinking… Who is Achilles truly hunting down on that battlefield? The man who killed Patroclus, or the man who let Patroclus walk into his demise? Who is Achilles trying to punish? Who is he truly trying to kill? Hector or himself?

Oh characters doomed from the start we’re really in it now