Mazarine Drake

The two wolves inside every writer: "this is genuinely the best thing i have ever written. i am gifted. i am changed. this paragraph alone justifies my entire existence on this planet." and then five minutes later, same paragraph: "who wrote this. who allowed this. this reads like a golden retriever trying to describe grief. i need to lie down and reconsider everything." both wolves are always wrong. the paragraph is fine. you need a snack.

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

yes

that being said landlords are parasitoids

the books really do say loustat is a stifling nuclear marriage with deep communication issues which doesn’t allow either party to be themselves but has grown too deep and intimate to let go of. and marimand is dark academia teacher/student if the teacher grooming you was a serial killer. devil’s minion is 50 shades of grey bdsm with your boss but your boss is the fuckass kid who bullied you in high school. loumand is just what dating men is like. but lesmand? lesmand is having a situationship with the guy who runs your kiwifarms hate thread

This is the cutest thing ever. Godzilla says trans rights.

GODZILLA OFFICIAL???