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razorflame45

Gently holds..

orcboxer

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

thebelfry

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

peniswizard69

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Oh I love this news!!!!

pulmonary-poultry

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

thejonymyster

postilionstruckbylightning

It feels like some early humans were naming things and one of them ran out of ideas.

Human 1: (points at animal) What’s that?

Human 2: Cow.

Human 1: (points at bug) What’s that?

Human 2: … little cow.

Human 1: But it’s so much smaller. Who would have use for such a small cow?

Human 2: (panicking but in too deep to stop now) God.

derinthescarletpescatarian

The “Lady” in the name “ladybug” is the virgin Mary. People just cannot stop giving religious names to this bug.

The reason for this was that if you lived in an agrarian society then your survival was a throw of the dice every year, depending on the success of the crops. A failed crop year is a very hard year where deaths are expected. And if you grew a cereal like wheat, there were several things that could cause your crops to fail, but one of the big ones was if you happened to get a fuckton of aphids. You know what eats aphids? Ladybugs! If there are lots and lots of ladybugs around, there was a good chance that it’d be a good crop year! They were little crop protectors! When your family lives or dies on the success of that crop, of course they’d be seen as a blessing and given an appropriate name!

magical-bear-dubin

That is such an interesting etymology!!!!

And entomology too i guess

asparklethatisblue

in German they’re Marienkäfer which also pretty much means “Mary’s Beetle”

istadris

In French it’s “Good Lord’s Beast”

Not even a cow, it’s just a little Creature but we know for sure God loves it.

dent-de-l1on

In Dutch it’s “Lieveheersbeestje”, the Good Lord’s Little Beast

A liddol creeture

darypeacher

Butterfly 🦋

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beeillust

Bladieeee, my first main lolz. Heres a Mortenax Blade

(been a while since i drew this guy, but i never really posted any fanart of him)

(i used a john wick poster as reference)

(4/7/2026: UH SO I ADDED SOME SMOL STUFF HERES THE SLIGHTLY ALTERED DRAWING LOLOL)

10001gecs

Post cunt

im posting as fast as i can. and dont call me that

monstersovka

✶ PRIDE MONTH ✶

monstersovka

🐌🏳️‍🌈

schlarklezyaoi

the among us show might genuinely be cinema i just watched a crewmate handle an actual fucking g-string

schlarklezyaoi

this show is rated tv-pg yet has shown multiple shots of a character flipping us off with both hands which has led me to believe every other tv-pg director is a coward

schlarklezyaoi

i spent the entire show joking with my boyfriend that paramount just didn’t actually monitor the show and just released it without actually caring about its contents. what do you mean that wasn’t really a joke.

finelytaylored

“can’t believe you treat your gf like this Hollander 😔” has me crying lmao please someone write this

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razorflame45

Happy Pride Month to these gay rebels

toasthaste

Anecdotally, it is often stated that cats use their whiskers to gauge whether an opening is wide enough for their body to pass through. [...]

However, reports of cats, particularly kittens, with their heads firmly stuck in some discarded receptacle are commonplace[40] indicating that if a cat has this information available, it does not always make best use of it.

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

rowanclair

Here's the full cover illustration I did for New Winds ( @ghiblifanzine )! If you missed it last year you can now buy a copy here: https://studioghiblizine.bigcartel.com

rowanclair

In addition to the front, I also designed this pattern for the inside cover!

misfitlunatik

Offer me that deathless death, and, good God, let me give you my life… 💛

That 🤫

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j4gm

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

mazarinedrake

You'd think this, but most of Pangaea's interior was arid desert, like Australia but even moreso due to the sheer size of the landmass. Most of the animal and plantlife was concentrated on the coastlines.

Sure, a transsupercontinental railroad could in theory be built, just like there are a few transcontinental highways in Australia...but who's going to build them? I definitely wouldn't want to do it.

#also the dinosaurs really took off after pangaea started to break up #this is why there's so much variety in their genus #but that's beside OP's point XD

dlsintegration

are we fucking joking

ineptshieldmaid

DEAR TUMBLR: I have no idea who is pictured here (I'm pretty faceblind) but I have a strong feeling that I ought to know the whole deal. The whole GQ deal, given GQ is clear in the photoset.

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