Jolan Tru

all I do is collect bastards and empathize with them

the thing that americans who make fun of soccer for being low scoring or allowing ties miss out on is that soccer is truly and fundamentally a game that values offense and defense equally. having a strong defense requires skill and discipline and communication and teamwork and it can be BEAUTIFUL to watch. a 0-0 game can keep you on the edge of your seat the entire time. a 0-0 game can have heroes. a 0-0 game is not inherently about either team settling or giving up. and yes, a hard fought 0-0 game should be celebrated!!! they should hug and smile at the end! and it's too bad that some people will never get to enjoy that

Rocky from Project Hail Mary is literally me; I say "questionmark" at the end of my questions because people never get my tone right. Also, I too would risk my life for middle school science teacher Ryan Gosling and his glasses.

you will watch the strangest movies because you are attracted to an actor

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

i'll be honest thinking about las vegas makes me nauseous.

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

Okay, what is it when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing lurking outside of a location?

Then you’re in John Carpenter’s 1982 masterpiece The Thing

Imagine your favorite historical figure getting the shit beat out of them

Trying to buy a house will jokerfy you

Turns out it's not even the ridiculous prices, the interest rates, or the barrier for entry that is needing tens of thousands for a down payment and closing costs. It's also that someone will always have more money to bid than you, and even if you muscle up and decide to go for a fixer upper that's ~75k less than you intended to spend, some landlord or home flipper can walk up with a cash offer and snatch even the shitty houses away from you

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus