dipshit supreme

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

they need to bring back those photoshoots that they did in the 90s of random dykes and dyke couples they found on the street. idc about glamorous celebrities i want the grimiest rudest hairiest lesbians they can find and i want to see u put them in front of a bluegrey backdrop and tell them to do whatever the fuck. and i want u to take their picture. ask them dumb questions make them laugh get footage of them showing u around the city or introducing u to their cat or something and then put it in a zine so i can absorb it. butchfemme//butchbutch//femmefemme//dykedyke rep is dismal in this digital age of unsexy nudity and hairlessness and im so sick of it im going to start yelling and throwing things

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

You're gonna be a good little hikeslut for mommy. You're going to drink filtered water and eat dehydrated food because that's what good girls do. You're going to let me know when you're getting a blister because you're such a good girl. We have three more hills before we can make camp, I'm so proud of you for not complaining too much. After we set up our tents, I'll drink your leftover food bits from your camping pot so you don't have to.

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