ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE

im poor as shit, have bills/debt to pay & downsizing on heavier/bigger items in my situation is... logical. ive been trying to sell some of my belongings locally but there's no public transportation & too broke to cover shipping & rideshare myself.

ive been having trouble as my pool of potential customers is small (aka whoever can get to my arranged public meetup spot that i have to walk to carrying xyz in this 100°F+ heat).

So!

if ur located around Las Vegas NV, USA & wanna help me out—u can by buying some stuff off of me (older/newish 3xl-ish clothes, tech/tech accessories, miscellaneous accessories, bags/purses, etc). in dms on tumblr/discord/etc or if u rb with an addition here, i can go into more details!

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old