i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

I need $600+ for stupid toys

i was having a really hard morning but my daughter of 3 years said mommy dont cry i made you a drum n bass playlist