Thank god they made your pervert kink illegal to keep us all safe. Now I can enjoy my diet pervert kink in peace knowing they’ll never come for me next

why would i want to celebrate a country that i feel illegal living in? a country that very well does not consider me a person. a country where mine and my friends’ rights are actively being stripped away. get me out of here. fuck this holiday

*looks at the cost of rent* would anyone like to begin an intricate yet amicable roommates with benefits situationship with me

if you unfollow me can you let me know what the last straw was I won't improve I just wanna know

usually people overreact with hyping up stuff on the internet but one thing that can never be hyped up too much is men moaning and whimpering and gasping and breathing heavily and stammering and grunting and huffing and—

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet