“squirt is piss.” and??? fake perverts

"Military forcemasc, police forcemasc" fuck that. Cowboy forcemasc. We’re outlaws in the American west and you’re gonna show me how to shoot ride and fuck like a man.

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

U have to be so skinny ur thighs never touch for pants to last longer than 6 months anymore sorry im a stallion but i think heavy duty work pants should actually be heavy duty

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

i have no dick and i must frot

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

i know this has been said plenty of times before but i love when people are like “film snobs will seriously make fun of you because you’d rather watch Captain America than, i dunno, *proceeds to make up a movie that sounds fucking awesome and reveals that they just completely lack curiosity about the world around them*”

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

just scrolled through an argument that kicked ass. OP made and posted an AI image, then defended themselves saying they’re disabled and can’t draw so AI is all they can do. someone chimes in “i understand that feeling, but Beethoven made music despite being deaf, i believe in your abilities!” to which OP replied that being deaf isn’t a real disability unlike their CPTSD that prevents them from drawing. Beethoven had it easy tbh. and that’s why i have to use AI to make Helluva Boss fan characters