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The amount of time I am going to spend this summer just gazing at this in the dark is probably unwarranted.

#Gen and Mike’s tanks #the big salty #saltwater aquarium #marineblr #fishblr

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Besieged by the triangles, woe to a little puffer!

He doesn’t want Yellow.

(Nobody has actually bothered him, my silly pinecone is apparently a marshmallow)

#peep the Becky lemme smash reference lmao #I’m hoping after a few days he’ll be less timid and back to routine #Perry feesh #specs Limon feesh #sailfin tang #lemon peel angelfish #pufferfish #fishblr #gen and mike’s puffers #porcupine puffer #saltwater aquarium #marineblr

Specs Límon moved up in the world today!

She likes all the nooke and crevices of the 120, and didn’t bother anyone at all except to shove her butt at Perry and push him out of his cave once lol.

She and the tang are already cruising buddies. And she gave Archer the evil eye. He hasn’t made a peep since Tang clearly rocked his world.

Yaaaayyyy Límon!

#specs Limon feesh #archer feesh #lemon peel angelfish #dwarf hawkfish #sailfin tang #fishblr #saltwater aquarium #the big salty

The silicone inside Waldo’s tank is apparently curling.

Please kill me. 🫠

#I do not wanna have to tear down and replace that giant sucker!!! god!!!#but at least I can have the new aquarium peeps come consult…for $200 #hello yes do I have a ticking time bomb??

Maybe his name is Monarch

Hmm. Will think on it.

-Ryobi

-SPAT

-Lawnmower

-Bee

#sailfin tang

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othellho

“poets of distant planets” by Ifeanyi Ogbo

antivancorvo

"not all eridians willing to die for others."

"not all humans either."

"you and me are good people."

"yeah, I suppose we are."

#phm

cheeseanonioncrisps

Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.

#phm

Lotls are still chillin and smiling!

#noice lotl #bibz lotl #axolotls #Gen and Mike’s axolotls #Gen and Mike’s Lotls

Límon is perfecting her peering abilities before she becomes part of the Big Salty Crew.

Considering she has a partially injured (but healing!!!) eye, I think she’s doin amazing.

#limon feesh #lemon peel angelfish #fishblr #saltwater aquarium #marineblr #I am raising a whole tank of Professionals at Looking

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Local puffer narrowly escapes a triangle Perceiving him, reports his short nugget life flashing before his eyes 🤣

#Perry feesh #sailfin tang #puffer fish #fishblr #gen and mike’s puffers #porcupine puffer #pufferfish #saltwater aquarium #fishkeeping #beware the deadly rounded triangle

Fish Store Guys: you’re going to learn your porc puffer’s personality pretty quick now. He might want to Kill Everyone.

Perry:

“Mama the new triangle is scary pls help.”

#Perry feesh #puffer fish #fishblr #gen and mike’s puffers #porcupine puffer

orcinusalba

Toki's curiosity has reached new heights

#toki has an incredible view

Spartan Prometheus Assault Tank Tang

#sailfin tang #fishblr #warhammer

Archer fucked around and found out. He was being an absolute shit to the new sailfin tang and picking on him- targeted torpedo attacks for no damn reason. The tang just wanted to mosey around at mid level and eat hair algae and Archer kept dive bombing him from below. Eventually, the tang started getting wise and hovering upwards juuuust fast enough that when Archer darted at him, he’d miss and be a fluttering vertical candy cane of embarrassment.

I just checked on them all again and SOMEONE has a chunk missing out of his right pectoral fin.

Sailfin tangs are SEMI AGGRESSIVE, Archer. The lawnmower doesn’t think you’ve been very neighborly 🤣

He’s not darting at the tang anymoooooore…

#sailfin tang #archer feesh #pixie hawkfish #saltwater aquarium #fishblr #meanwhile: Perry only just seems to have started tolerating being within five inches of the new friend #that puffer is gonna eat your hawkfish- some guy at HoT on Wednesday #sure. this lazy nugget may have a murder switch but I’m hoping we never find it

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It’s been a fantastic weekend thus far. Extended time with lizz, great food, splendid weather, AND another new fish at a great new store.

Smaller, higher end place that started doing aquarium design and maintenance, but has branched out into fish sales. The main guy today was absolutely lovely with me and all my questions. They’re going to order me a Fiji puffer!! AND they quarantine and treat all their stock first, unlike most of our drivable LFS.

But in the mean time, I fell in love with this little lawnmower.

I am SO hype, because we were initially told he was the common sailfin tang, when in actuality I’d fallen hard for their sparkly desjardinii sailfin tangs in their display tanks. But he’d already been bagged up, so I was going to love him anyway.

BUT

On my receipt he is listed as desjardinii!!! So I double checked AND the juvenile pictures match. So baby lawnmower will look like THIS some day 🤩

BEDAZZLED TANG!!!

Limon needs to stay in quarantine a little longer…she managed to scratch her eye on the rock I think, so she’s getting prevention meds and daily water changes. Bonk is still with us, somehow, and is getting daily baths and meds. I need to clean our syringe, but I may try to get some shrimp puree into him soon. We’ll see.

I’m so excited to be actively learning in the hobby again. Tonight I just sat under the tank for a few hours.

I love fishhhhhh and fooood and my husbannnnd and my friiiiiendssss

#happy Gen is happy #sailfin tang #no name yet

valtsv

this may just be me going into overanalysis mode but i feel like the choreography of spellcasting can tell you so much about a magic user. a snap of the fingers, for example, implies confidence, even arrogance, while hands thrust out and straining to the fingertips suggests desperation, throwing one's whole body into the spell as though hoping the physical effort will make a difference. rapid, jerky body language tells you that a spellcaster is passionate and reckless, while graceful, fluid movements demonstrate calm and concentration. some magic users may choose to stomp their feet or clap their hands when casting, channeling power through percussive motion, whilst others may see magic as a tool separate from the self, and focus it through objects like a wand or staff. a new spellcaster just coming into their power may be tentative and slow, but a practiced study of magic will be able to rely on muscle memory to guide them.

marlynnofmany

I love all the possibilities. There can be tiny differences like the way two spellcasters will make the same motion with a wand, but the one with all the schooling will have it pointed with perfect form, while the one who learned on the fly is yelling incantations from the moment their arm started to move.

There can be cultural differences, like the social importance given to which focusing crystal someone chooses -- a type of gemstone that's rare and valuable in one land, but commonplace in another; a specific faceted shape that matches the architecture back home, versus something unaltered straight from the ground because it would insult the gods to change it.

Personal flair, like the choice between a broomstick or a flying carpet or a vacuum cleaner or a Roomba.

And the motions that these spellcasters use when operating all of this can tell us volumes.

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