I Like Big Puffs And I Cannot Lie

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE: We just went to a combination aquarium supply/model train hobby shop. Really casting the autism net widely. You gotta respect it.

sadly when we asked if the guy at the counter was aware of any underwater train set aquarium setups he said no. 😔 I think they should jump on that ASAP tbh

My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in

puttering around the house is an underrated form a self-care. make some tea or coffee. put on a podcast. sort the mail. tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. start the laundry. thaw some soup. just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. who cares if you get distracted or only do a little. you aren't being productive. you're puttering.