Slightly disappointed that this particular moment wasnāt in the show. Shane kissing the tips of his fingers and touching them to the screen for Ilyašš I would have died if Hudson had done it in the show
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Slightly disappointed that this particular moment wasnāt in the show. Shane kissing the tips of his fingers and touching them to the screen for Ilyašš I would have died if Hudson had done it in the show

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I talk a big game about Shane's earnestness but he's also literally sly. Mr. "I'm happy to score any goal and to play pour Les Metros, Merci" and "I'm pretty aligned with the fans because I want to win some cups" and "I'll see what he has to say when he catches up to me" and "I wasn't the only Asian kid, there was one other" and "Swear jar, two times" and "I was alright" and "I kind of prefer being the hole" okay we see you creating mystique we see you crafting the narrative we see you making yourself lovable and also unknowable by the media and the literal people in your life but also the person he can't help but be earnest with is Ilya.
Like with Ilya Shane is Mr. "I don't know, maybe twice" and "Are you okay? I saw you up here" and "I don't know that side of you at all" and "I keep a lot of things private" and "Team meeting in the morning I forgot" and "Nice shirt, you're pulling it off" and "You feel it too, right?" because when Ilya looks at Shane, Shane feels like Ilya is seeing his internal organs, like everything is laid out for the taking and in some ways Shane is like just take it Rozanov just grab it stop looking at me and seeing through me and fucking fuck me instead but Ilya keeps looking and looking, crucially only looking away when Shane finally says NO YOU FUCKER I see you too, I see the way you turn things around and distract and deny because I literally barely tell myself the truth, let alone the world.
They're more the same than they are different. They see through each other because of those similarities. Alone at the top, except they've never been alone at the top.
Crucially #myshane plays to his twentieth season which is just long enough to have the experience of meeting Ottawa's new draft prospect, also named Shane, and to smile and jokingly say, "Hey nice name," and for the rookie to gulp and say, "Thank you sir I am named after you" and that makes Shane sit in his stall and stare at the floor between his skates for. Significantly too long to be healthy.
at one point ilya is like ugh i hate that i still have an accent its so stupid ive lived here longer than i did in russia now and shanes like ??? thats like at least 43% of your hotness???! and it leads to cute banter but from then on out shane has this constant fear in the back of his head that he wakes up one day to ilya sounding like HEY HELLO HOW ARE YOU *over the top american accent* and its- hed still love him but...
David Hollander is definitely the type of man to randomly put on a song and pull his wife up to dance with him, especially if sheās stressing about something, or worrying, or upset, or just because. She will usually lightly protest, honey, I need to finish this email, but sheāll happily go along nonetheless.
David does it for the first time in front of Ilya when the boys are visiting and Shane and Yuna are planning (arguing) about something new brand deal.
He puts a song on the record player (Yuna has given up teaching him the Alexa), and he takes Yunaās hand without a word. She protests that they need to plan out these contract terms and how his son is being difficult about it.
Shane starts to protest at that, but doesnāt get far until Ilya pulls him up to dance, too. A very embarrassed Shane goes willingly. Heās watched his father do this for years but never thought he would be pulled up to dance one day. From the fond looks from his parents, they probably didnāt either.
Shane meets Ilyaās smile with a half-hearted glare, but canāt deny swaying to the music in his boyfriendās arms feels much better than stressing about a brand deal. Ilya makes a note to ask David for anymore tips and tricks.

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I feel like the problem with fandom now is it's not embarrassing enough. Making Sasuke and Naruto kiss is so fucking embarrassing fandom hid for decades. Now it's full ass on the screen
Inside Shane's head: orgasm ā ļø, time for pillow talk, what is the most emotionally devastating question i can ask my casual situationship today?
One thing everyone seems to forget in this fandom is Ilya said that Irina was funny too
I feel like everyone makes her out to be this perfect angel bathed in golden light who never said one bad thing about anyone and who wouldnāt hurt a fly
But the first thing Ilya said about his mum was that she was funny
Irina Rozanova was a funny gal, she cracked jokes, she was quick witted and letās not forget she raised Ilya little shit supreme Rozanov
IRINA WAS FUNNY
Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha
how do i explain to people that shane is a jock he is not sitting down and reciting a billion marine facts and reading encyclopedias

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omfg ALSO ANOTHER ANOTHER THING what makes people act like shane would be fluent in russian by the time they're married/on the cens together but ilya would still struggle with english
A brief summary of Shane's ACTUAL Russian competency circa TLG (spoiler alert: he is not fluent)
"attempted Russian" -> implying he does not deploy it with ease and "close enough"-> his on the spot pronunciation is not stellar.
THIS paragraph implies that Shane's understanding of Russian might be stronger than his capacity to speak it, but specifically pertaining to praise and encouragement (because of course that's the first thing Shane learns in russian lmao)
THIS is a coordinated, pre-planned moment on Shane's part. This is after he executed Ilya's move during a game (which he also spent hours practicing beforehand), so we can readily assume that Shane ALSO carefully practiced his russian pronunciation in this instance, in order to impress (and turn on) Ilya
Again, this implies that Shane will not fully comprehend what Ilya is saying, he just wants to hear his voice.
All in all: Shane is NOT fluent, the little russian he knows is either sex related or specific words/phrases. His comprehension seems to be better than his pronunciation, meaning he can understand more than he can actually speak. When Shane DOES want to nail a pronunciation, he needs to employ excessive, deliberate practice beforehand.
I find this entire conversation so baffling honestly. Ilya's very obviously fluent in English even by the time they're at the cottage, he's expressing complex emotions and opinions in English. He obviously has very good oral comprehension and just lacks some vocabulary ("narrative"). We don't know how his reading and writing skills are, but I assume they're on par with his linguistic skills.
Maybe people are conflating not knowing specific words or dropping articles (Which I DO think Ilya keeps doing for his entire life. That's a first language lock in thing, not an English competency thing) with Ilya's comprehension? Just people who don't know what second language learning / living is like ig
Anyway yeah Shane "fluent in Russian in two years" kinda bugs me as a fanon thing because Russian is a fucking hard language and Shane's not doing full immersion. Even if he's studying his ass off and taking classes the maximum I'd believe he's at is like a B1 ish after three years. Which imo is below where Ilya is even by like, the Vegas scene.
Thinking once again about when Svetaās like mm Shane does actually look kinda yummy tho and Ilya goes Actually! āļøāš You donāt get to watch that. You donāt get to look at My Him. TV Off.
*I sit bolt upright in bed* Ilya started smoking because his mom smoked to self medicate and the smell reminds him of her
After the foundation is established and before they're outed, Shane and Ilya go viral on hockey twitter.
It's All Stars and a camera catches them sitting together on the bench during the skills competition, leaning in and whispering to each other, clearly trying to be sneaky. They're both kind of smiling, looking like they're trying not to laugh. Then Ilya says something that makes Shane crack up and have to hide his face while he's trying to pull himself together. This moment gets giffed and everyone is dying to know what made the famously cool and collected Shane Hollander laugh like that.
Shane and Ilya don't comment on this incident despite being asked repeatedly and after they're outed, everyone assumes they were just flirting. They readily let that be the story, because they're not about to admit they were actually talking major shit about the other players.
something i donāt see anyone talk about with the tuna meltdown is that ilya also wasnāt ready. like yea he thinks he can just casually introduce the concept of a relationship thatās more than sex but he has no desire to actually discuss feelings/what they are (hence the mixed signals that make shane freak) and in florida, once shane finally manages a real conversation, he tries to reject shane again but at this point shane has him figured out and keeps pressing cause he knows itās what they both need

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Itās actually so funny that in the Tampa hotel room Ilya says itās simple and Shaneās like shut the fuck up Pinocchio and come sit next to me
hayden: what did he say to you
shane: "fuck off"
hayden: jesus what a dick
shane: [bristling] idk why you'd say that he's literally fine. you dont even know him actually so mind your business. he has a rich inner world