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Shane is calling 📈 he wants to be together 📈 he’s not yet broken up with Brian 📉 he met someone 📉he has seen the light and wants to break up 📈 he’s scared 📉 Ilya’s going to get to see him kick Brian to the curb in four days 📈📈📈

Man is going through it

("And you say I'm obsessed with hockey.")

Then he looked him up online and saw pictures of him and thought he was so pretty (even though Shane's freckles weren't even visible in the pictures). So a couple of days before their game, when it was late and Ilya was in bed and feeling kind of horny, he started thinking about how good it would feel to beat Shane. And then he started imagining finding some way to corner him after the game -

("How would you find the opportunity, we were constantly surrounded by people."

"It's a fantasy, Hollander, it doesn't need to make sense.")

- maybe in a locker room. And Shane would be half-naked, still getting dressed after his shower, frustrated and maybe a little bit teary-eyed with it. It would make Ilya hard, so naturally he'd push Shane to his knees and force him to do something about it.

("And then I actually met you and realized I wouldn't have to force you to do anything. You would be too willing, which was even better."

"...You could though."

"What?"

"If you wanted to. You could force me. If I was exhausted after a workout or a game, and you were well rested...")

(Idk what her motivation is for going about it the hard way maybe she tried hitting on Ilya first but he didn't care hmm i wonder why. Or maybe she just likes causing problems and wow these boys in her class have Such Good emotional warfare potential)

Let the girls get messy with it too why not!! Maybe she tells Ilya this after they fuck and Ilya goes immediately cold and furious and tells her to get out. She gets angry back because she wasn't expecting this reaction and she goes why are you acting like this I thought you hated that guy! And Ilya says of course I don't hate him he's my best friend and she says well why do you keep fucking him over then. Maybe he's the one you want to be fucking.

So they're alone in Shane's house and Ilya brought a bottle of vodka he stole from Alexei (which Alexei is gonna try to kick his ass about later), because he says Shane needs to practice drinking since the last party they went to he ended up throwing up in the bushes outside.

And they're taking shots and playing video games and then at some point the computer is off and they're passing the bottle back and forth. Ilya is watching Shane's lips wrapping around the head of the bottle and noticing how red and wet they've gotten and it's giving him this funny feeling in his stomach. And he asks Shane if he's ever made out with a girl for real, like not in a game of spin the bottle, and Shane tells him to fuck off and Ilya asks again and Shane finally admits yes but he doesn't think he did it right (because it didn't feel right because he wasn't attracted to her because he's gay).

So Ilya says he can show him how to do it right. Shane tells him to fuck off again and Ilya says no really, it's no big deal, it would just be practice. Which is all the cajoling Shane needs because his desires are just a little bit stronger than his fear of those desires.

They make out and it's objectively not great. It's very wet and messy and uncoordinated because they're two drunk teenagers and Ilya may be more experienced but he's not that experienced. But they're both very into it, and Shane keeps making all these little noises that make Ilya feel dizzy and he tells himself it's just because Shane sounds a little bit like a girl.

(FUCK YOU BRIAN WE ARE SO CLOSE IM SO EXCITED)

All of that said I now can't stop thinking about the childhood frenemies au and just how funny it would be to me if it went so far that they get into the nhl, they go their separate ways, Shane stops having girlfriends so Ilya will stop fucking them and then eventually gets a girlfriend just so she'll cheat on him with Ilya bc he misses his best friend... They break up and maybe there's another girlfriend idk but then there's Rose and she is having none of this lmfao

Ilya sees them dancing in that club and goes up to them to try to "annoy" Shane/"steal" Rose and Rose just nopes out of there lmao and tells Ilya he's more obvious than Miles

(also what is Svetlana doing this whole time? I'm assuming Ilya moved to Canada as a kid... Irina lives??? Anyway the concept of Sveta being Ilya's childhood friend who either Shane knows too or Ilya reconnects with her after moving to Boston and they fuck sometimes and Shane is just so mad about this lmao but he never examines why ofc)

You have such a beautiful brain thank you for blessing us so often 💜

Shane getting a girlfriend just so she'll cheat on him with Ilya!!!! because he misses his best friend!!! anon i want to kiss you on the mouth

Rose being the breaking point in every universe, this time because she has too much self-respect to go along with their weird courtship ritual bullshit.

okay i know i literally JUST said in response to another ask that they're both in denial about their sexualities but actually i take it back!! i think ilya is in denial for a while but then starts hooking up with guys once he gets real opportunities to and never looks back.

but since they have this deep friendship first, ilya is terrified of fucking things up by actually propositioning shane. so he forms this weird sort of madonna-whore complex where shane is the virginal object of his desires whom he loves and other men he actually hooks up with are how ilya sublimates these desires safely.

they're both in denial! but i do think ilya would still hook up with a guy first (maybe at age 18/19?) and shane would be unreasonably mad about it and claim it's because he's worried for ilya. ilya would tell him it's no big deal, like just the thought of shane hooking up with a guy doesn't fill him with incandescent rage.

i actually don't have a concrete answer for this! but it takes them way longer than it should, ilya fucking shane's gf is definitely not the last straw.

I hate u by sza

And if you wondered if I hate you (I do) Shitty of you to make me feel just like this What I would do to make you feel just like this And if you wondered if I hate you (fuck you) Shitty of you to make me feel just like this What I would do to make you feel just like this

This ^^^ running through Shanes head after Ilya fucks his girlfriend. All he wants to do is to hurt Ilya back, the way Ilya hurts him. And so: he keeps dating his gf to punish them all, as you said, but also to deftly ignore Ilya's attempt to blow Shane's carefully constructed hetero life up

Perfect!! Ilya is actually so furious that Shane forgives his girlfriend and takes her back and Shane tells him that of course he did, he loves her (he doesn't OBVIOUSLY and also he hasn't told her anything remotely to this effect).