Hot Dog

i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr

Can she play with my daughter Leftist Infighting

sure, what could possibly go wrong

Having a boyfriend is literally free

I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them

@widebruh what car part is this

This fucking FRUIT 🍓 wants ME 🕺to name a god damn CAR PART 🚗 as if I know ANYTHING 🤬 about ANYTHING 😖 other than being FRUITY ONLINE 🖥️ and now I gotta LOCK THE FUCK IN 😤 and use my ENTIRE BRAIN 🧠 to tell this BITCH 🐶 that it's a FUMKING WHEEL 🛞

a lot of people could benefit from learning this simple trick

Wife doesn't let me tie her up anymore because last time I spent 30 minutes blowing raspberries on her very vulnerable stomach

stop

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