Pardon me~

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

Scientists have just discovered some rocks at the bottom of the ocean can make oxygen... and they do it in complete darkness!

These aren’t magic stones, they’re polymetallic nodules, potato-sized metal lumps packed with manganese, cobalt, and nickel.

But here’s the twist; when seawater flows over their surfaces, they generate tiny electric currents that can split water molecules into hydrogen and oxygen. No sunlight, no photosynthesis, just deep-sea chemistry creating breathable gas in the pitch black.

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

The α-males are large and dominant, and maintain a harem of females to mate with inside the cavity of a sea sponge.

The β-males mimic the female form, tricking the α-males into letting them "join" their harem, sometimes to the point of allowing the α-male to mate with them. Then the β-male can mate with the females whenever they feel like while the α-male guards the entrance to the sea sponge.

And the γ-males are small, fast, and have relatively humongous testicles. While the α-male guarding the entrance to the sea sponge is distracted mating with a β-male, the γ-male dashes inside and ejaculates everywhere as fast as he can before he gets caught.

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

girl idc you wouldn't have survived in the rise of the brave tangled dragon era like come on

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”