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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Show & Tell
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Kiana Khansmith

JBB: An Artblog!
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we're not kids anymore.
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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everyone should watch this video. just learned something new. the usa is still genociding indigenous people and they won't stop.
happy pride to the founding fathers. I hope they know it’s legal now
ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel
in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel
#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)
you are not wrong bestie
in the Pleistocene age when humankind first began to walk upright: knee problems
Scientists have just discovered some rocks at the bottom of the ocean can make oxygen... and they do it in complete darkness!
These aren’t magic stones, they’re polymetallic nodules, potato-sized metal lumps packed with manganese, cobalt, and nickel.
But here’s the twist; when seawater flows over their surfaces, they generate tiny electric currents that can split water molecules into hydrogen and oxygen. No sunlight, no photosynthesis, just deep-sea chemistry creating breathable gas in the pitch black.
This “dark oxygen” could explain how deep-sea creatures survive in low-oxygen zones far from the surface. What's even wilder is that if this can happen on Earth, it could be happening right now in the hidden oceans of Europa or Enceladus, two icy moons that scientists think might host alien life.

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"Why are you so obessed with found family?"
I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever
Lilo and Stitch really said "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good." And i still live by that
a family can be your gay uncles, the best disney prince, and your parole officer
( <= green bean
( <= chili pepper
. <= blueberry
=3 <= broccoli
● <= orange
. <= pea
• <= plum
<3< <= strawberry
<==}< <= carrot
~<O{ <= beetroot
°o8~ <= grapes
Ó <= apple
88- <= raspberry
c'ɔ <= bell pepper
cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin
-8 <= cherries
☆{ } <= pineapple
¶\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)
alright everyone good work gardening today. Let's all head inside and get some lemonade now
|■| <= lemonade
I’ve seen several people try to do serious spec bio/society building based on Omegaverse, but what I want is someone to do that in a society that had ruffs or side-blotched lizard style polymorphic males
Paracerceis sculpta is a marine isopod with polymorphic male forms α, β, and γ.
The α-males are large and dominant, and maintain a harem of females to mate with inside the cavity of a sea sponge.
The β-males mimic the female form, tricking the α-males into letting them "join" their harem, sometimes to the point of allowing the α-male to mate with them. Then the β-male can mate with the females whenever they feel like while the α-male guards the entrance to the sea sponge.
And the γ-males are small, fast, and have relatively humongous testicles. While the α-male guarding the entrance to the sea sponge is distracted mating with a β-male, the γ-male dashes inside and ejaculates everywhere as fast as he can before he gets caught.
Show me that in Omegaverse.
The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.
me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"
article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”
me: no surprises there... fuck them
sandwich recipe
We go through a lot of pickles here and this recipe is a good way to use leftover brine.
sometimes we (i) forgot

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"they're not canon!"
girl idc you wouldn't have survived in the rise of the brave tangled dragon era like come on
old gods are waking
idea:
Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....
One time she said she used to be into BL and another employee down the hall asked what BL was and I yelled back "ITS YAOI" which reduced the teen to yelling "ITS SOFTCORE! SOFT CORE!!" So I yelled back "ITS SOFTCORE YAOI" anyway I get why dads are like that now
Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.
Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”
No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.
Bish you cannot leave all this glorious commentary in the freakin tags

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i dont want to use fucking dating apps!!!! I'm scared!!!!! to find me you're supposed to lift up rocks on the beach and grab me while I try to scuttle away like The Crab
having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work