this is not your playground, it's my heart

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

The writer's barely disguised longing for a soft life shared with someone who loves them

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place

bred last at the slutstation......

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability