tinydile

one thing abt me is that i loveeee g/t logistics. like yes please explain to me how you brush your teeth and keep yourself clean and where you get your clothes and what and how much you eat and who cuts your hair and exactly what it takes for you to exist in a world thats the wrong size for you. please

the giant in twin peaks should’ve been an actual giant. it wouldn’t change anything in the show. but it would be awesome.

i bet having a beanie baby on top of you would feel so good if you were little

just thinking about the sheer magnitude of a giant’s body. like. it’s hard to comprehend sometimes how physically vast it would be. walking from its feet all the way up to its head and it takes a good few minutes and it’s almost like all of its body parts are separate entities. you are talking to it and looking at its face and it’s so hard to remember that the hand you’re sitting on is attached to the rest of it. and you can’t even view it all at once. it’s like the gothic concept of sublime landscapes, but it’s more than just a landscape, it’s a whole person. god it makes me crazy…

yes, i’m insanely horny about it, but also. it’s just, amazing. it’s terrifying and awe inspiring. it really is just sublime. and every small twitch or muscle movement or breath or blink of its eye is just such a sight to behold. i’m crazy about this i’m insane i’m crazy

hey i went to “Make Your Blorbo A Giant” Island and they said you show up there a lot. like you’re the number one visitor, actually. they’re gonna make you a little wall plaque as thanks :)

*uses your sideburn like a yoga mat*